To my Yuletide Santa

So, my dear Santa, I thank you for braving writing in my obscure fandoms for me. You might be happy to hear that I'm pretty easy to please - I like get, het and slash equally and am not easily squicked. I would therefore like you to write something that you enjoy coming up with. I am a sucker for realism, though, and like my men acting like men - especially if you're going for slash.

( As to the individual requests )