Oh, that is just awful! I mean, I've read some pretty bad badfic, but that's just...woah. Some needs to keep their kid away from the comp, is all I'm saying.

But still, yay! for promenade cheekbones.

And now you lot have got me wondering if anyone has ever written Gollum/Gollum slash. ...That idea should disturb me more than it does.

And finally, at the risk of getting myself mauled by a crazy preteen slasher - a promenade cheekbones icon (http://www.geocities.com/blood_wolf23/cheekbones.gif).