Detritus/Ron? Why is it always my Ron who gets those? I'm still trying to recover from Ron/Giant Squid (fine, I've written one, but still).

Detritus/Hagrid, methinks. A lot in common. (single digit IQ, for one)

Though I really wanted to write Detritus/that dwarf they became friends with in Men at Arms (argh, brain shutdown, can't remember his name) There definitely was subtext there.