The animal magnetism line is a killer! I also love Ron's commentaries on Trelawny's classes - "Ahh! Two neptunes mean that a midget in glasses will be born!" (paraphrased) Never fails to make me laugh.
There are people who do find canon!Draco funny, which I find a bit odd. But then again, I find Hagrid cuddly, which a huge chunk of the fandom finds odd in turn.
As far as I remember, I crushed on Julian rather than Dick. And Prince Caspian fell victim to my uncontrollable teenage libido too at some point. But who didn't? Really, I fell for each and every moderately attractive fictional male I ever encountered. Could this be the reason why I always loved to read? Hm... I am the last person to comment on your He-Man crush. I think it was Man-at-Arms for me.
Good idea to add explanations to the crushes. I'll add them to mine, too.
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There are people who do find canon!Draco funny, which I find a bit odd. But then again, I find Hagrid cuddly, which a huge chunk of the fandom finds odd in turn.
As far as I remember, I crushed on Julian rather than Dick. And Prince Caspian fell victim to my uncontrollable teenage libido too at some point. But who didn't? Really, I fell for each and every moderately attractive fictional male I ever encountered. Could this be the reason why I always loved to read? Hm... I am the last person to comment on your He-Man crush. I think it was Man-at-Arms for me.
Good idea to add explanations to the crushes. I'll add them to mine, too.