Thank you very much. I, too, like Arthur and I feel sorry for him (even though he seems to like Molly, hm...). I also feel sorry for Remus, whom I adore and who shouldn't be reduced to the shoulder to cry on for an excitable harpy.

The characters in h/c fics cry without snot and the characters in healing buttsex fics are happy to suck cocks that have just been pulled out of people's arse. That's just the way it goes, I suppose.