Ha, it's not your fault. The squeeing fangirls just remind me of why I ran away from the LotR fandom. I don't get it, either. Felton is spotty and has a goofy face, imho.

Draco as a slug? That could work. I just really, really want him to go away. I prefer him dead because then watching the fangirls cry over this fanon!Draco they built up in their head will make me smirk. A lot.

Gah, you do? *hides*