Ooh surely they must know what words like that can do to people?

Well, they're German businessmen. Which means a) no sense of humour whatsoever, and b) no grasp of English whatsoever. They probably looked up the phrases word for word, ignorant of the connotations they come with.

I'm sure I'm in desperate need of superior kink resistance.

*grins* Does it have anything to do with your little problem with two dark-haired, quick-tempered muses?

You know, I'd gladly adopt a randy Sirius, but I'm already struggling with one myself, and he's currently prancing around half-naked on a tropical beach. The selfish bastard.

*goes back to writing about maximum-lubricated catheters*