Prawnography!

[donnaimmaculata]

So mctabby introduced us to the Unforgivable Crustaceous Curse the other day.

I've got the site to go with it:

"Got a fishy photo? A sexual encounter with a squid you'd like to share? "

ETA: What a HAUL of HORNY homosexual shellfish. Long muscular tails throb as they are gently caressed by innocent nippers. It's enough to make the eyes on the end of your stalks pop off!!

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morganmuffle, thanks a lot for the card! And in German, too :-D

Comments

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Yay! Spread teh prawn lurve!

By all means, send it to your friend. It's good research ground for her Bant slash.

Good to see you to! BTW, the Satan/Sands fic hasn't been forgotten. It's merely postponed until January.

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I can't wait for Satan/Sands, esp since I did "Sueño" for itzcoatl. I have a new one up too...just posted about 3 days back called A Siesta Not For Sleeping. *G* And a load of seriously twisted xmas carols, thanks to dear Sheldon! LOL! Sick little bugger!

She's just gonna love the prawnography! I haven't laughed out loud so much for a long time! THanks again!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Heh! I've got to catch up on your fics! (I'm just reading As the World Turns" following the link from your latest post.) I haven't read fanfiction for weeks; all this RL work's not good for me.

She's just gonna love the prawnography!

I think dementedsiren's "prawn = pr0n" sums it all up nicely *g*

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Oh dear God. As the World Turns was definitely one of my weirder flights of fancy! Hope you enjoyed it.

Can't let RL interfere with fanfic too much...you know how "all work and no play makes Jack a drunken pirate'....or something like that! *G*

Absolutely! Prawnocopia on HBO! Shellfish in the buff!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Oh, I did, I did! *g* Especially the bit about Sheldon being slowly drawn in... "Was this Diego or Luis' baby?" *snerk*

It's my own fault, since I've procratinated for months, and now I'm reaping what I sowed - no sleep, no fics, no fun for me until the deadline, which I must meet!

Shellfish in the buff Oh dear God! LOL

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

Muaaahaaahaa the evil lure of soap operas! Even Sheldon cannot resist!

Ahhh...here's to hopin' you meet your deadline and excel! *G*

I think you may like Siesta....it's more lyrical than most of my Mexico stuff except for those ghost stories and Recuerdos/Aquila (which is one of the few times I've written from El's POV)

Nudie prawns? Peep show for crustaceans?

Bueller? Bueller?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I love how he didn't realise that he was hooked *g* - That's what makes soap operas truly evil, I suppose.

I will meet the deadline, even if I had to abandon sleep for a few days, which is the usual proceedings, I'm afraid. But I must whine about it from time to time.

Oh, and I will definitely read Siesta! *is very much looking forward to it*

Lap dancing prawns! Sleazy squid pimps! The possibilities are limitless. (And all this pervy prawnography makes me hungry for seafood.)

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

I've got one word to sum up all the pervy prawnography!

SUSHI!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Stripped, ripped apart, cut and devoured - The prawn equivalent of BDSM!

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Wasabi and pickled ginger - the edible undies and lickable lube of the sushi fandom.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Wasabi lube, wow. That's pretty hardcore.

I am haunted by the memory of a scene in "The Road to Wellville", where a character explains that eating oysters is like drinking urine, because what oysters are is "slimy piss". Which enriches the prawn fandom by the subgenre of watersports (Heh! Watersports! How very appropriate!)

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Watersports!

*dies*

I always thought there was something ... subversively dirty about the way most restaurants peel lobster tails, all pink and squishy on the outside, insides exposed for all to see. And don't get me started on how they truss up the claws and pincers on crabs and lobsters... interspecies BDSM, anyone?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I always liked the warm, slick squishiness that goes with peeling prawns. Now it makes me feel like a perv, indulging in freaky BDSM with innocent seafood. Like, OMG!