Question regarding the taste and components of sperm

[donnaimmaculata]

I need it for a fic, honestly!

Surely I am not the only one who...
...who finds that sometimes sperm leaves an acidic afterburn/aftertaste. As far as I know, it is not a naturally acidic substance. So, can a certain diet (citrus fruit? pineapples? alcohol?) turn it slightly more acidic? (The answer I'm hoping for is "yes".)

Comments

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Hee, [Bad username or site: pen)and)umbra @ livejournal.com] is educating me on something to do with Ellipses Curves, mathetematic principles, and not a bit of it has soaked in. *blissfully ignorant* I love my flist.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

I suck. That's pen_and_umbra. I only call her [Bad username in LJ tag] when she writes Dobby pr0n. Hee.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

[Bad username in LJ tag] should totally become a universally used insult.

Bad username, bad.

My mind shuts down on anything even remotely connected to curves and ellipses, therefore I fully sympathise.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

[Bad username in LJ tag] is the best insult. I'll start calling my brother that. *tries it*

Brother: *confused look* "Oookay. Whatever that means." *returns to playing videogame*

Mwah.

Yeah, bring out the logical theorems and my brain shuts down and I start to drool a bit in the corner of my mouth.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I start to drool a bit in the corner of my mouth

*nods* Tell me about it!