Question regarding the taste and components of sperm

[donnaimmaculata]

I need it for a fic, honestly!

Surely I am not the only one who...
...who finds that sometimes sperm leaves an acidic afterburn/aftertaste. As far as I know, it is not a naturally acidic substance. So, can a certain diet (citrus fruit? pineapples? alcohol?) turn it slightly more acidic? (The answer I'm hoping for is "yes".)

Comments

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

http://ezinearticles.com/?Semen---Sperm-Taste-Improvement-Tips&id=7858

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

God bless you. (And why am I not surprised that it's you who knew the answer?)

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

Google knew the answer!

*sticks out tongue*

*hmm, pineapple*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Hm, my google didn't. Or maybe I was googling for the wrong keywords?

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Wow, you learn something new everyday. *stores this away for future reference*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Amazing what a great resource a well-informed friendslist can be.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Hee, [Bad username or site: pen)and)umbra @ livejournal.com] is educating me on something to do with Ellipses Curves, mathetematic principles, and not a bit of it has soaked in. *blissfully ignorant* I love my flist.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

I suck. That's pen_and_umbra. I only call her [Bad username in LJ tag] when she writes Dobby pr0n. Hee.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

[Bad username in LJ tag] should totally become a universally used insult.

Bad username, bad.

My mind shuts down on anything even remotely connected to curves and ellipses, therefore I fully sympathise.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

[Bad username in LJ tag] is the best insult. I'll start calling my brother that. *tries it*

Brother: *confused look* "Oookay. Whatever that means." *returns to playing videogame*

Mwah.

Yeah, bring out the logical theorems and my brain shuts down and I start to drool a bit in the corner of my mouth.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I start to drool a bit in the corner of my mouth

*nods* Tell me about it!

[mercurycirce.livejournal.com]

Vegetarians have sweeter tasting come (if that's an appropriate term). Don't ask me how I know ;)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Oh, I won't ;-)

Do you happen to know who's got acidic tasting come? I swear I won't inquire about your, ah, sources.

[mercurycirce.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* You want me to list all the men in the world with acidic come?! That would take a lot of crotch sniffing/licking.

Men who eat a lot of meat or very unhealthy foods, especially fast food or greasy food that isn't cooked properly (microwaved, etc) tend to have very bitter/dirty tasting come, fishlike even! I'm sure this is very educational ;) Obviously, it helps if they sweat very little down there so in the unlikely event that your man shaves himself, and cleans regularly enough - there's a chance that the whole thing could be a lot more pleasant.

[mercurycirce.livejournal.com]

Mmm sauces. *goes the hell away!*

[out-fox.livejournal.com]

Excessive cigarette smokers have harsh tasing come.. this I conclude from a mid-sized, yet diverse research sample group. Heh.

So there's a whole 'nother argument for men to embrace the healthy vegan lifestyle.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Healthy vegan lifestyle and a spiceless diet ;-)

I needed the info for Remus' Death!Come fic, because I wanted to make his sperm as acidic as possible. Alcohol should do the trick nicely.

[rosina-alcona.livejournal.com]

it certainly burns when it gets in your eye!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it!

Call me oversensitive, but sperm often feels acidic to me. According to medical info, it shouldn't be. So either the men I've knows are some weird mutants (eww!) or there is something wrong with my sensory perception. Anyway, I needed Remus to develop extra-strong killing come for plot purposes.

[rosina-alcona.livejournal.com]

No, I think you're right. Maybe it's the European diet? Or the beer? It buuurns us precious!

Needless to say, I can barely WAIT to read this fic...

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

It's already posted - in my last post (unbeta'd and potentially squicky!).

Maybe this is why so many woman want to change their SOs diets? "You need your vitamins" is an euphemism for "Your come burns and I will most certainly not swallow!"

[rosina-alcona.livejournal.com]

the oesophagus-protector diet! they should only eat chocolate and ice cream. Silly boys - if they could make their sperm nice flavours we would spend much longer on them!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they should approach the whole "say no to drugs, cigarettes and alcohol" campaigns from a different angle: tell the kids that if they go on a healthy diet, they will have more people go down on them.