How easily amused one gets when tiredness and desperation take over

[donnaimmaculata]

It's late, I'm tired, and the deadline's approaching inevitably. And then there's this text I'm writing. It's about products that are advertised as offering the following benefits: Superior kink resistance. High pushability. Maximum lubricity.

...

My mind keeps wandering off to frolic with my Severus muse. I wonder why.

Comments

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Ooh surely they must know what words like that can do to people? I'm sure I'm in desperate need of superior kink resistance.

Still offering a Sirius here, and he comes with a free second Sev! No? Aaarrgghh. Doomed. I'm doomed.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Ooh surely they must know what words like that can do to people?

Well, they're German businessmen. Which means a) no sense of humour whatsoever, and b) no grasp of English whatsoever. They probably looked up the phrases word for word, ignorant of the connotations they come with.

I'm sure I'm in desperate need of superior kink resistance.

*grins* Does it have anything to do with your little problem with two dark-haired, quick-tempered muses?

You know, I'd gladly adopt a randy Sirius, but I'm already struggling with one myself, and he's currently prancing around half-naked on a tropical beach. The selfish bastard.

*goes back to writing about maximum-lubricated catheters*

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

They may have had something to do with it....still they are Scarlett's problem for the next week *evil chuckle*

I keep telling them they can't decide to get all bondage-y on me now, as 1. it's very distracting, 2. I don't want to scare my lovely beta away and 3. it's really really distracting *g*

May your catheters always be maximally lubricated. Now there's a scary line.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I hope Scarlett will be willing to give them back when the week is over. One can get quite attached to them after a while.

They can be rather well-behaved if there are enough activities going on to take their minds off getting on people's nerves.

Bondage-y, eh? Not very kink-resistant, are they?