donnaimmaculata ([personal profile] donnaimmaculata) wrote2004-01-21 04:31 pm

It's Cumming on LJ

[livejournal.com profile] cumbitch's masterpiece 'It's Cumming on you' - now on LJ.

Go here to read, retch and choke on your own laughter at the unique mixture of humongous dicks, ferret fucking, toadstool-shaped cock heads, geriatric spunk bubbles, and live action with Reg.

Pairings include: Albus/Ron, Padfoot/Pansy, Ginny/Hagrid, Walden/Dead!Regulus, Snape/Winky, and many more. What are you waiting for? Go, read. Shoo!

[identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com 2004-01-21 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
But! It's the best story ever!

Heh, donna, were you as excited as I was when you saw cumbitch had an LJ? I made a little squealing noise and everything. That should probably indicate something about me, but I'm not sure what.

[identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com 2004-01-21 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, there are so, so many delicious little phrasings that have me squee-ing and squealing with insane laughter; 'pureblood teenage wizard spunk', and the whole Lucius/Draco scene is hilarious: 'the albino version of some noble wild animal'. I love Cumbitch's Lucius.

Would be a shame though to get deprived of all the wonderful reviews she's getting on Dark Curse. I think LJ users are more likely to uderstand the subtle beauty of this poignant and masterful fic.

[identity profile] frankie-lee.livejournal.com 2004-01-21 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but now my brain is dripping Clorox down my back. And I can't stop giggling.