It's Cumming on LJ

[donnaimmaculata]

cumbitch's masterpiece 'It's Cumming on you' - now on LJ.

Go here to read, retch and choke on your own laughter at the unique mixture of humongous dicks, ferret fucking, toadstool-shaped cock heads, geriatric spunk bubbles, and live action with Reg.

Pairings include: Albus/Ron, Padfoot/Pansy, Ginny/Hagrid, Walden/Dead!Regulus, Snape/Winky, and many more. What are you waiting for? Go, read. Shoo!

Comments

[frankie-lee.livejournal.com]

Why for all that is holy do I keep reading? Off to submerge my BRAIN IN BLEACH.

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

But! It's the best story ever!

Heh, donna, were you as excited as I was when you saw cumbitch had an LJ? I made a little squealing noise and everything. That should probably indicate something about me, but I'm not sure what.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Oh, there are so, so many delicious little phrasings that have me squee-ing and squealing with insane laughter; 'pureblood teenage wizard spunk', and the whole Lucius/Draco scene is hilarious: 'the albino version of some noble wild animal'. I love Cumbitch's Lucius.

Would be a shame though to get deprived of all the wonderful reviews she's getting on Dark Curse. I think LJ users are more likely to uderstand the subtle beauty of this poignant and masterful fic.

[frankie-lee.livejournal.com]

Yes, but now my brain is dripping Clorox down my back. And I can't stop giggling.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Oh, you've got to read it. It comprises each and every motif of all HP fics out there and spot-on characterisation. OK, it might seem a bit squicky at times, but there you go.

Plus, your brain will be bleached thoroughly enough from reading it alone. Its remainders will crouch in a corner, trembling pitifully.

[frankie-lee.livejournal.com]

Believe me, the remainer of my brain is crouching in terror under the drawing table. The rest was duly submerged in Clorox and can agree with you that the chapters did the fandom pangyric with great skill and artistry. =P

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

great! thanks for the rec, I'm in a nonsense mood! *goes to read*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Nonsense? Oh no! According to the author, there is an actual plot with an actual purpose behind the fic.

I would never recommend reading nonsense. You know me. I think fanfiction is a serious business indeed.

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

indeed, this fic is quite educational, and not nonsense at all. I can totally see the plot. Sorry for thinking you would recommend nonsense lol