I've been a bad, bad girl, Professor

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The Hogwarts Umbrella Corp. Revisited

Some weeks ago, soawen and I created a monster. It all started innocently (right, ellensmithee?) enough, with discussions of the different cane varieties and culminated in soawen's replying to my comment on Hagrid's multifunctional umbrella: "Umbrella Corp?"

To which I replied: "I wouldn't put is past Hagrid to breed zombies in the basement. "Look 'ere, 'arry, if yeh hand 'em the piece of meat like this and hold 'em at a distance with the cane, they can't hurt yeh!""

And so the plot was born.

( Because Babycakes asked me nicely )