Prawnography!

[donnaimmaculata]

So mctabby introduced us to the Unforgivable Crustaceous Curse the other day.

I've got the site to go with it:

"Got a fishy photo? A sexual encounter with a squid you'd like to share? "

ETA: What a HAUL of HORNY homosexual shellfish. Long muscular tails throb as they are gently caressed by innocent nippers. It's enough to make the eyes on the end of your stalks pop off!!

~*~

morganmuffle, thanks a lot for the card! And in German, too :-D

Comments

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

*snickers to death*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

My reaction exactly *g*

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

pr0n = prawn

"Oh, you didn't tell me you had so many mussels!" Crabbette cooed as she stroked Clam's hardened pearl.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

*dies*

*fears the euphemisms*

Also, there's a whole lot of new fetishes to explore. "Stalking" refers to doing it with stalk eyes...

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

And the whole "Pearl Necklace" issue...

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

*is still trying to overcome "pr0n = prawn"*

Not to mention that oysters are potent aphrodisiacs.

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

(Sorry I took down the comment - but I realized that my mad spelling skillz weren't quite up to my prawn skillz, and had to edit - the new icons are below)

You may have any of them you want. Indulge in the yummy prawn.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking God! These are priceless! So very, very pervy. I feel dirty only looking at them. Also a bit peckish. Mmh, prawns...

*fears teh mad prawnicon skillz*

I want teh prawn icon. May I, may I, may I?

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is what I've been doing with the past few hours of my time. Fear my prawnicon skillz.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Um, what? Comments gone mad, methinks. Some serious space-time continuum screw-up happened here.

*tries reposting comment at its proper place*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Ah, forget reposting. You know what I mean anyway.

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes I do. And I replied to one of the missing comments earlier, and then it went missing again...

It was all very confusing. I think the prawnpr0n has gone to LJ's head.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Not surprisingly so. It's the almighty pincers. And the long, flexible stalk eyes. They're bound to confuse everyone.

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

BWAAHAAAHAAA! That is one of the funniest sites I've ever seen. And the first time I've ever perved over prawns (in the Biblical sense). May I send this to another friend? She's a buddy who writes some highly hilarious Phantom Menace smut and her fave character is Bant, the aquatic squidlike lifeform from the JA books. She'll die laughing! BTW, Good to see you back! I've missed ya!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Yay! Spread teh prawn lurve!

By all means, send it to your friend. It's good research ground for her Bant slash.

Good to see you to! BTW, the Satan/Sands fic hasn't been forgotten. It's merely postponed until January.

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I can't wait for Satan/Sands, esp since I did "Sueño" for itzcoatl. I have a new one up too...just posted about 3 days back called A Siesta Not For Sleeping. *G* And a load of seriously twisted xmas carols, thanks to dear Sheldon! LOL! Sick little bugger!

She's just gonna love the prawnography! I haven't laughed out loud so much for a long time! THanks again!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Heh! I've got to catch up on your fics! (I'm just reading As the World Turns" following the link from your latest post.) I haven't read fanfiction for weeks; all this RL work's not good for me.

She's just gonna love the prawnography!

I think dementedsiren's "prawn = pr0n" sums it all up nicely *g*

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Oh dear God. As the World Turns was definitely one of my weirder flights of fancy! Hope you enjoyed it.

Can't let RL interfere with fanfic too much...you know how "all work and no play makes Jack a drunken pirate'....or something like that! *G*

Absolutely! Prawnocopia on HBO! Shellfish in the buff!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Oh, I did, I did! *g* Especially the bit about Sheldon being slowly drawn in... "Was this Diego or Luis' baby?" *snerk*

It's my own fault, since I've procratinated for months, and now I'm reaping what I sowed - no sleep, no fics, no fun for me until the deadline, which I must meet!

Shellfish in the buff Oh dear God! LOL

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

Muaaahaaahaa the evil lure of soap operas! Even Sheldon cannot resist!

Ahhh...here's to hopin' you meet your deadline and excel! *G*

I think you may like Siesta....it's more lyrical than most of my Mexico stuff except for those ghost stories and Recuerdos/Aquila (which is one of the few times I've written from El's POV)

Nudie prawns? Peep show for crustaceans?

Bueller? Bueller?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I love how he didn't realise that he was hooked *g* - That's what makes soap operas truly evil, I suppose.

I will meet the deadline, even if I had to abandon sleep for a few days, which is the usual proceedings, I'm afraid. But I must whine about it from time to time.

Oh, and I will definitely read Siesta! *is very much looking forward to it*

Lap dancing prawns! Sleazy squid pimps! The possibilities are limitless. (And all this pervy prawnography makes me hungry for seafood.)

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

I've got one word to sum up all the pervy prawnography!

SUSHI!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Stripped, ripped apart, cut and devoured - The prawn equivalent of BDSM!

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Wasabi and pickled ginger - the edible undies and lickable lube of the sushi fandom.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Wasabi lube, wow. That's pretty hardcore.

I am haunted by the memory of a scene in "The Road to Wellville", where a character explains that eating oysters is like drinking urine, because what oysters are is "slimy piss". Which enriches the prawn fandom by the subgenre of watersports (Heh! Watersports! How very appropriate!)

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Watersports!

*dies*

I always thought there was something ... subversively dirty about the way most restaurants peel lobster tails, all pink and squishy on the outside, insides exposed for all to see. And don't get me started on how they truss up the claws and pincers on crabs and lobsters... interspecies BDSM, anyone?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I always liked the warm, slick squishiness that goes with peeling prawns. Now it makes me feel like a perv, indulging in freaky BDSM with innocent seafood. Like, OMG!