Dance, flist, dance!

[donnaimmaculata]

I've been having a Horrible Time* lately and could do with some entertainment. And because you** brim over with creativity and humour, I've got a request to make: Write me something funny. I could do with a good laugh. Write me a crack!drabble (Shrek x-over: Animagus!Minerva/Puss-in-Boots!), in defence of a crack pairing (Bill/Dudley!), share some humorous*** anecdote from your eventful RL or tell me a seriously silly joke. I laugh at everything, I promise. I'm easy like that.


*The Horrible Time is nothing to worry about. I'm doing all right, on the whole, I'm not depressed or fed up with things or anything. But Things have been happening on which I have no influence and which affect my life in a negative way. The Things are of external nature, mind, and they will be done with at some point. It's frustrating and enraging at the moment, and I don't really want to talk about it. I'll explain when it's all over. So don't worry about me and entertain me instead, 'kay?

**This is not exclusive for my friendslist. Passers-by are encouraged to share teh funny, too.

***or frivolous****

****Rosina...

Comments

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

I just finished a nearly 200,000 word WIP (no longer) H/D novel. I hate the damn story, but you know, at least it's done. :D

Funny thing? After having written said H/D story and rubbing elbows with all the H/D types? I not only turned into a canon nazi, but have jumped ship to Snape/Lupin (Remus/Harry secondary). There is NOTHING like dealing with a bunch of singing, dancing, and honking fangirls that all squee over Draco. I have to write a freaking H/D novel for a challenge, and another for a friend, but after that? No more. Ev0r. If I never see Draco Malfoy again it be too soon.

I hope he dies in HBP. I hope JKR kills him slowly and horribly, and then I will LAUGH.

Not sure if that's amusing, but I've been up all night editing and writing pretentious Peter dark!fic. My mood's funny. :D

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

The thought of dead!Draco cheers me up, anyway!

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

*evil grin*

I hope it's not a spell that offs the brat. I want to see some blood. Preferably his head on a pike in front of Hogwarts?

What will the fangirls do then? *cackles*

Oh, gawd, I don't want to write any more fics with him. *whines*

This icon cheers me up, too.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

What will the fangirls do then?

Throw hissy fits about Stupid!Rowling, who Doesn't Understand What Poor Draco Really Is Like!!!11 And write even more fanon!Draco, leather trousers and all.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

I, however? Shall point and laugh. A lot. *snerk*

I was considering writing a story about Draco in leather and see if I could get a free laptop out of the deal.

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

The fangirls would probably OTP CuttingAngstyHarry/DracosSeveredHead. Scary scary creatures.

Now I want to write this. Maybe Harry can use the pike for extra stimulation?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Or, alternatively, CuttingAngstyHarry/DracosHeadlessBody, if they're not so much into the kinkier stuff.

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

You're right. Some people may prefer to explore the tamer alternatives.

OMG!!!

DracosSeveredHead/KreachersSeveredHead OTPPPP!!!!!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Perfect! You've found the perfect pairing. It's like MarsAttacks!Pierce Brosnan and MarsAttacks!Sarah J. Parker. Only, she had a dog's body. Hm...

I am not going to consider the possibilities of stitching Draco's head on Padfoot's body. This is just too much crack, even more me.

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to think "The Three Heads of Fluffy" Draco, Kreacher, and NEARLY HEADLESS NICK.

Its just too scary.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

This, in turn, makes me think of Monty Python's three-headed knight (did he have a name?) from The Quest for the Holy Grail. Imagine Nick complaining about Draco's bad breath and how he always has to sleep next to him, which Kreacher mumbles insults under his breath.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

*while* Kreacher, not *which*

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

HAA HAA HAA. AND THE BUNNY! VOLDIE IS THE BUNNY!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

And Lucius is Tim the Enchanter! It's so obvious, cane and all.

Hermione is peasant "I'm being repressed!" Dennis.

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I've seen that fic before. Did it have lyrics from an Evanescence song in it?

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you are lying. PLEASE... *weeps*

And why am I thinking of you in the context of CSI?

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely joking. I saw a fic where both Harry and Draco were both cutters and Draco committed suicide because he was gay, and Harry did have sex with his dead body, which revived him. I finished it because it was hilarious, though the author obviously wasn't intending it to be so. Evanescence lyrics were featured.

If you want to see the most horrible fics sporked, visit deu_sex_machina. They rock, and their MSTs crack me up.

Heh, I'm not sure why you thought about me an CSI, but I'm flattered. I've always wanted to be on television. ;D

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I will look at it soon - I really ought to work, just backing up my stuff at the moment...

:D I'm glad you're flattered

[rosina-alcona.livejournal.com]

Harry and Draco were both cutters and Draco committed suicide because he was gay, and Harry did have sex with his dead body, which revived him.

LINKY LINK LINK!!!! Oh god pleeeeease!!!!!!

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

I don't have a direct link, I deleted the fic on purpose. ^_~

However, I found it on the Yahoo!Group harry_potter_slash. They have all sorts of horrible interesting dreck stories.

Link here: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/harry_potter_slash/

For some of the very worst of the worst, I recommend going here:
http://www.foreverfandom.net/

Share the badfic, it's good for a laugh.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

The idea of singing, dancing, and honking fangirls that all squee over Draco *is* amusing. Even though I am sorry that you had to deal with it. But it was for a greater good!

I don't want him dead, though. I want him humiliated and turned into a slug-like thing on the train. Actually, I think this is it: I want to see Draco being humiliated and everyone to laugh at him. Annoying brat that he is.

I do want to read your H/D novel, though :-)

[imadra-blue.livejournal.com]

Ha, it's not your fault. The squeeing fangirls just remind me of why I ran away from the LotR fandom. I don't get it, either. Felton is spotty and has a goofy face, imho.

Draco as a slug? That could work. I just really, really want him to go away. I prefer him dead because then watching the fangirls cry over this fanon!Draco they built up in their head will make me smirk. A lot.

Gah, you do? *hides*