Dance, flist, dance!

[donnaimmaculata]

I've been having a Horrible Time* lately and could do with some entertainment. And because you** brim over with creativity and humour, I've got a request to make: Write me something funny. I could do with a good laugh. Write me a crack!drabble (Shrek x-over: Animagus!Minerva/Puss-in-Boots!), in defence of a crack pairing (Bill/Dudley!), share some humorous*** anecdote from your eventful RL or tell me a seriously silly joke. I laugh at everything, I promise. I'm easy like that.


*The Horrible Time is nothing to worry about. I'm doing all right, on the whole, I'm not depressed or fed up with things or anything. But Things have been happening on which I have no influence and which affect my life in a negative way. The Things are of external nature, mind, and they will be done with at some point. It's frustrating and enraging at the moment, and I don't really want to talk about it. I'll explain when it's all over. So don't worry about me and entertain me instead, 'kay?

**This is not exclusive for my friendslist. Passers-by are encouraged to share teh funny, too.

***or frivolous****

****Rosina...

Comments

[rosina-alcona.livejournal.com]

frivolous? moi? *bats eyelashes*

Ok - I have been asked out by the Gentleman Farmer. This is the one whose parents live in a Tudor manor house in Oxfordshire with a garden you have to pay to look round (ooh! Just like Pemberley! except...not) and got a rucksack full of human hair to scare deer away from his elderflowers.

Does he sound like my type?

Also, my friend (who has the gay threesome dreams) is working at the High Court in Glasgow just now. He saw Top Human Rights Lawyer earlier and 'accidentally' elbowed him, because he doesn't like him! I love the fact that Top High Court Lawyers are just as immature as the rest of the human race...

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

OK, that human hair bit does sound like from some freaky serial killer B-movie. And I always imagine your Gentleman Farmer to look like my ex-flatmate. Wish his parents lived in a Tudor manor house. Will there be any Scooby Doo-like action? *g*

I love the fact that Top Human Rights Lawyer have gay threesome dreams!

My best (and Extremely Hot) friend is on the brink of becoming a Top Lawyer. He's very goodlooking and gives the impression of being all serious and conservative, but he's got the sickest brain ever. Ever. And I know a sick brain when I see it *g*

There was time in my life when I used to work as an interpreter for some top-notch clients. (Well, not all of them were top-notch, but some were.) The prospect of interpreting negotiations between corporate presidents and CEOs and what have you would always scare me to death. But more often than not they were as silly and immature as everyone else I know. They only wore the more expensive suits.