How easily amused one gets when tiredness and desperation take over

[donnaimmaculata]

It's late, I'm tired, and the deadline's approaching inevitably. And then there's this text I'm writing. It's about products that are advertised as offering the following benefits: Superior kink resistance. High pushability. Maximum lubricity.

...

My mind keeps wandering off to frolic with my Severus muse. I wonder why.

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[mimine.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Catheters? And there I was thinking you were working on ad for some sex toy shop...

Let's see... a Severus resisting kink while Sirius shows up with an enormous dildo and tells him it has high pushability and maximum lubricity. Severus yells: "Stick it in your own arse if you like it so much."

The End

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

And there I was thinking you were working on ad for some sex toy shop...

I wish! I've got a couple of friends who have translated sex toy manuals. I was allowed to give advice and see the results, but it's not quite the same.

It could be highly educational, I'm sure. I'd be able to introduce Severus to kinks he couldn't long resist.

[mimine.livejournal.com]

That would be great! I'm stuck translating about Spanish cows.. I too wish I could get something more interesting. A friend is subtitling porn films and was going to get me to work on that too (dead easy and pays very well) but his boss freaked when he found out I was a girl. He couldn't possibly hire a poor, delicate female for that kind of thing... *groan*

How's the writing? *pokes*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine does the subtitling for "Friends" DVDs, but it's hardly paid at all. Probably because everyone wants to do subtitling.

He couldn't possibly hire a poor, delicate female for that kind of thing...

Show him some of your writing, whydoncha? The Fred/George/Scabbers threesome should convince him of your capability.

The writing is put on ice until the end of November. Too much workload at the moment. *sighs*

[mimine.livejournal.com]

Only subtitling in porn pays well. In general the rate is so low most subtitles are extremely bad.

Pity about the writing. Hope it picks up.