HP/Doctor Who crossover

[donnaimmaculata]

I wrote fic! It's short and it's silly, but it's a start. Now there's hoping I'll get back into the swing of writing.

Title: That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit
Author: Donna Immaculata
Rating: PG-13 for innuendos
Words: 1850
Warnings: Cross-species, stolen puns, silliness and a hint of crack
Pairing: Ron/Ten (Doctor Who)
Disclaimer: None of the characters mentioned in this fic are mine. Hot!Ron belongs to Shocolate.
A/N: The premise requires some explanation: shocolate claims that Ron's so hot he won't stay wet long as the water simply evaporates. We know that the tenth Doctor is so hot that he won't stay wet long, as proved in New Earth. They're the perfect match.

That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit

Comments

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

*still in love*

To think rosina invented the whole drying thing years before New Earth - she is a genius...

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I didn't realise it was Rosina's concept. I should credit her. RTD plagiarised her idea, the scoundrel.

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, I wrote Steam because she said...

either they’ll need an official shirt-wetter during the filming of the second task? ('er, Rupert, your hotness is drying you off again. Let me just hose you down there...'), or maybe they should oil him, so it looks like water but won't evaporate. Oil him by hand

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Yes, I remember reading "Steam"; this is probably why I thought that it was you who came up with Hot!Ron.

*gets distracted by idea of Ron being oiled by hand*