Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings

Brief update: Still writing in The Musketeers fandom.

Aramis still hot:


Title: Biomechanical Recordings [experimental, no subtitles]
Author: Donna Immaculata
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Aramis/Athos
Word count: 2,807
Summary/Notes: A hastily written PWP, because breathtaken, etoiledemer and mellyflori enabled me evilly, like the evil enableresses that they are, and demanded I write some kinky porn with feelings. So there we are.
Part of a projected but not-as-yet written modern AU, where they are all indie filmmakers in contemporary Berlin. Expect pretentious titles and popcultural references.


Title: In Corpore Sano
Author: Donna Immaculata
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Aramis, Athos, Porthos (Trois Mousquetaires)
Additional Tags: BROT3, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Shaving, Bathing/Washing, Linen’s Carnal Value
Summary: Aramis thinks he has to deal with the aftermath of Marsac’s death alone. Athos and Porthos disagree.
Notes: This is an extended scene of the last chapter of Ars Moriendi, but can be read as a stand-alone. It didn't fit the themes or the atmosphere of Ars Moriendi, which is why I wrote it as a separate fic.

Title: Angel Lust
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Aramis/d'Artagnan
Word count: 1991
Additional tags: Intercrural Sex, PWP, Erotic Asphyxiation
Summary: An unrepentant PWP and quickie born out of a how-on-earth-did-we-get-here? conversation with monamemonetoile about d'Artagnan escaping a hanging and getting shagged by Aramis against a tree. With the noose still around his neck.

Angel Lust on AO3

Shameless porn, featuring these two and a noose:

So does anyone remember, back in the days when one was getting into the Harry Potter fandom and thought, naively, that all one would do would be reading some nice fics and perhaps writing some sweet Sirius/Remus, certainly none of that weird kinky stuff, thankyouverymuch, and then, six or twelve months later, one would find oneself at the PC (it was the dark ages) at 3am writing Hagrid/Giant Squid porn?

Yeah, that's kinda how I feel now.

I have not intended to get sucked into a new fandom, certainly not one where the main attraction of the source material is the hawtness of one of the leads, but here I am, writing The Musketeers porn like there's no tomorrow. How did that happen? I didn't even enjoy the show all that much.

And as if that wasn't enough, I am also being sucked into the Tumblr fraction of the fandom even as we speak, because I got a Tumblr two weeks ago (as donnaimmaculata, because that's my fannish identity and I stick with it) to look at pretty pictures, and have already been forced to get involved. Give me two more days, and I'll be reblogging Aramis gifs.

Because this is Aramis:

They used all the cheapest tricks in the book to make him alluring. I see through these tricks with my hands tied behind my back, and yet they don't bother me. At all.

And so he gets all the porn. And the latest piece of porn is one of my most porniest yet. It is actually a character study, really, it is. A character study through the medium of porn.

Title: The Foe in Sight
Author: Donna Immaculata
Fandom: The Musketeers
Rating: Explicit/NC-17
Threesome M/F/F: Aramis/Milady/Ninon de Larroque
Word count: 6111
Summary: Ninon takes what she desires, Madame de la Chapelle reveals hidden depths and Aramis is loving every second of it.

The Foe In Sight on AO3

*using the Pope icon because of facepalming*

Ah, fuck it. Here I am, happily posting fills for the bbcmusketeers kinkmeme anonymously, because it's more fun that way, and then I realise that I can't figure out how to post the next chapter in an anonymously posted work anonymously. And so I'm forced to reveal my name.

I'm currently amusing myself writing The Musketeers fics, and they're all Aramis-centric, because Aramis is the only reason I watched that show. He is very, very hot. I don’t care about any of the other characters (well, the King is deeply amusing), and I don’t care about the actor who plays Aramis or him in any other roles, but Aramis? I totally would, 17th century washing habits, syphilis and all.

Well, I’d give him a bath first and explain latex condoms, but then I would. Totally.



Title: Only Fools Rush In
Author: Donna Immaculata
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Aramis/d'Artagnan
Word count: 4516
Warnings: PWP, but a fluffy one
Summary: D'Artagnan considers himself pretty well experienced for his age. But then Aramis happens along, and it blows his mind.
Notes: Written for the kinkmeme, for the following prompt:

D'Artagnan considers himself pretty well experienced for his age, he's slept with a whole three people and one of them was a married woman (one was also an assassin but w/e he didn't know that at the time).

Except then he somehow ends up sleeping with Aramis (casual offer? part of OT4? love confession? Your call), and it blows his mind. It isn't just that Aramis knows how to do things that d'Artagnan hasn't even heard of, he's so assured and thorough and communicative and really, really dedicated to finding out exactly what works for his partner.

I just want d'Artagnan completely out of his mind with pleasure, and Aramis delighted at how responsive and appreciative he is.

Only Fools Rush In on AO3


Title: Four Times Aramis Flinched (And One Time He Didn't)
Author: Donna Immaculata
Rating: Mature
Characters: Aramis, Porthos, Marsac (more to come)
Word count:
Warnings: Angst, PTSD
Summary:
Chapter 1: Wherein Porthos and Aramis track down a man by order of the King.
Chapter 2: Wherein Marsac falls victim to a pagan god.
Chapter 3: Wherein Aramis conducts a lady to safety.
Chapter 4: Wherein Athos, Porthos and Aramis are having a gay old time.
Chapter 5: Wherein Milady entertains a gentleman caller.

Notes: Written for the kinkmeme, for the prompts five times Aramis flinches

Four Times Aramis Flinched (And One Time He Didn't) on AO3

There's, um, one more fic, but it's disturbed me so much that I'm keeping it anonymous for a while longer. Perhaps one day I will reveal that it's sprung from my clearly diseased brain.

HP Beholder, my favourite HP fic exchange ever, is over for good. I'm incredibly glad I decided to participate after all. I did dither for a while and, back in February, wrote: Now: do I sign up for this year's HP Beholder or not? It might give me the opportunity to write a sweet tale of underloved, underappreciated souls finding love. But knowing me, I would only end up writing a painful and awkward encounter between two unpleasant people who learn nothing from that experience.

Well, quite. I ended up writing an unpleasant encounter between two people, one of whom mercifully did learn something from it. Still, the whole thing did turn out pretty nasty:

The Porn Battle is on over at Dreamwidth, and I went and wrote a pairing that I actively dislike. This is new. Until now, I've written pairings that I like, and I've written pairings that I was curious about and wanted to try out, and I've written pairings that I'm indifferent about, but never one that I abhor.

Title: I was made for loving you, baby
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Doctor 10.2/Rose Tyler
Summary: Rose got what she wanted.
Word count: 2200
Notes:
1. Written for the Porn Battle (The Ides of Porn) for the following prompts: Doctor 10.2/Rose Tyler, Forever, sleeping in, on her knees, fantasy, need, engagement ring
2. Despite the title and the prompts, this is not a happy tale. It's an attempt to explore the mindboggling dysfunctionality of that pairing through the medium of sex. Because - why not?

I was made for loving you, baby on AO3.

Now: do I sign up for this year's HP Beholder or not? It might give me the opportunity to write a sweet tale of underloved, underappreciated souls finding love. But knowing me, I would only end up writing a painful and awkward encounter between two unpleasant people who learn nothing from that experience.

I've finished my first fic for the Trope Bingo challenge. And it is a wingfic!

Title: Pie in the Sky
Author: Donna Immaculata
Fandom: Discworld
Summary: Nobby Nobbs has a life-changing experience. So does Granny Weatherwax.
Rating: PG
Genre: parody, crack & silliness
Word count: 3000
Notes: Written for the Trope Bingo challenge: simultaneous double-line bingo using the tropes: wingfic and telepathy/mindmeld

With grovelling apologies to Franz Kafka and Monty Python.

Pie in the Sky

Thanks to my re-discovered lust for David Tennant, I actually wrote a Doctor Who fic, pinch-hitting for the public_call exchange. It was fun, the story totally ran away with me, and I wrote almost 9000 words in bit more than two days. And all that just because David Tennant was so incredibly hot as the Doctor.

And because I had just finished reading The Three Musketeers when I wrote the fic, I made Ten and Martha go to 17h century Paris:

Title: Memento Mori
Author: Donna Immaculata
Recipient: subjunctive
Pairing: Tenth Doctor/Martha Jones
Rating: R/Mature
Word count: 8264
Warnings: none
Summary: The 17th century is less romantic than Martha thought.

Memento Mori

It turns out, hp_halloween, the Halloween-themed gift exchange, is quite a demanding fest: 70 double-drabbles, all posted on one day, ranging from fluffy rom-com to chilling horror tales... I have finally managed to read my way through this year's batch, and here are some of my favourites:

( HP Halloween drabbles )

I wrote A Thinking Cap for bonfoi, whose pairing requests included the Sorting Hat/Hogwarts Castle. How could I resist?

The moment I decided to give this pairing a go, I knew I would have to write it in verse form, because the Sorting Hat would sing his love to the Castle. So the challenge was to write a poem in exactly 200 words. And the amazing thing was: it worked. As I wrote what I thought was the rough draft, I fully expected I would have to do a lot of editing afterwards. However, it turned out I had hit the word count almost exactly on the first try - the draft had 199 words. All I had to do was change "mind-reading" to "mind reading", and I hit my target. I've no idea how that happened! It did please me immensely, I can tell you.

TITLE: Grounded
AUTHOR: Donna Immaculata
RATING: NC-17 for boyloving
WORD COUNT: 4900
PAIRING: Horatio/Archie
DISCLAIMER: These are not my characters. I just take them out to play.
SUMMARY: After the fiasco that was The Wrong War, Horatio feels like he has failed everyone. Archie helps.
NOTES: Porn. And angst. Porn and angst. In fact, an exploration of how many different angst factors can be crammed into one fic. I had all the porny bits written up for days when I tried to fill in the gaps with a semblance of plot, and I somehow went overboard on the angst. Also, hurt/comfort.

Set after The Frogs and Lobsters.

Sequel to Breathless

Grounded