I suck at fictional sex life
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donnaimmaculataSo I've just been idly toying with the idea of doing the "Which fictional characters would you shag" meme, because fictional crushes are what my online life is all about, but then: First, I don't know most of the characters on the list and can't be arsed to html-strike them all. And second, when I started to actually consider the characters that I would shag; I realised that I... wouldn't. Not unless I were a Mary Sue.
Clearly, I've given it too much thought, but I am thorough like that: Captain Jack Sparrow? Pretty, yes, and wicked, and it's Johnny Depp and all. But he suffers from the Lord of the Rings syndrome of being Unwashed. (In LotR fics I couldn't get past the fact that they have been wandering around in their armour for months and months without washing. How can Aragorn/Boromir slash even work? They are filthy! Would you want to have anything to do with a penis that hasn't seen any water and soap in ages?)
So no, unless I were a Mary Sue and Captain Jack Sparrow a Mary-Sue fic protagonist ("His hair is not greasy, it's silky!"), I would not touch him with a ten-foot pole. I've been sat next to the Unwashed on the bus, thankyouverymuch.
Then there are the ever-popular vampires. I still fail to see the appeal of vampires. Call me a speciest, but they're dead. Okay, so I find Blood Ties' Henry Fitzroy and Being Human's Mitchell delightfully charming indeed, but they are dead. Henry would not fall asleep after sex. He would, for all intents and purposes, die. Okay, so he'd revive 12 hours later, but I don't see myself coping all that well with a man who falls dead when the night is over. Mitchell might not die, but he'd kill me and drink my blood. Oh, he'd feel bad about it afterwards, I'm sure, but a man who first hurts you and then feels bad about it - is that the way to go? I'm not quite so much into disfunctional relationships. Also, he's got cold skin, no pulse and no heartbeat. Would he sweat? Would he come? (As in: is there sperm?) If not, count me out. (Clearly too much thought. But, y'know, thorough.) Is that issue ever addressed in vampire porn fics?
Remus Lupin. Ah, Remus. I did love him madly. But again, the different species thing is a bit of a problem. I happily give him a fabulous sex life with other HP and non-HP characters, but, unless I develop Mary-Sue-sque qualities, I'd rather stay away from shagging a man who turns into a wolf every few weeks. Same applies to Sirius Black. It'd freak me out to know that he might turn into a dog any moment. Of course, there's always the option that they would lie to me by omission and never share their furry little secrets with me. Yes, that would actually work...
The Doctor (Ten, obvsly)? Delightful, but immortal and has two hearts. I couldn't cope with a second hearbeat just as I couldn't cope with the lack of a heartbeat. Plus, a bit of a wanker.
Okay, so the immortals are out. I can't even cope all that well with a man whose thighs are thinner than mine - how should I be able to cope with one who will maintain his physical perfection forever and ever, taunting me with it mercilessly?
Mr. Darcy. Presumably, he'd expect me to be a virgin or a whore. I can do neither. Disappointment on both sides is inevitable.
Then the list includes a wide array of yer olde "brilliant, yet socially and romantically inept" guys. Gregory House? Run away! Jonathan Creek? His neuroses would kill me dead even quicker than Mitchell would. Psychopaths like Patrick Batemen and the Joker are out, because I actually quite like to live.
In conclusion: The only fictional character I would actually have sex with if I were me and he were himself and no Mary-Sueing occured on either side is Northanger Abbey's Henry Tilney, who isn't even on the list.
1.Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv)
2.Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv)
3.Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv),
4.Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv)
5.Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
6.Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS, tv)
7.Jim Halpert (The Office, tv)
8.James ‘Sawyer’ Ford (Lost, tv)
9.Danny Taylord (Without a Trace, tv)
10.Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv)
11.Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv)
12.Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv)
13.Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14.Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
15.Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16.Jack Bauer (24, tv)
17.Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18.Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)
19.Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
20.Rusty Ryan (Ocean’s 11, movie)
21.Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv)
22.Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv)
23.Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv)
24.Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv)
25.Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv)
26.Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D., tv)
27.Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv)
28.Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice)
29.Jools Sivite (Spooks, tv)
30.Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv)
31.Danny Ocean (Ocean’s 11, movie)
32.Jack Bristow (Alias, tv)
33.Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)
34.The Doctor (Doctor Who, tav)
35.Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean, movies)
36.John Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
37.Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv)
38.Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv)
39.Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies)
40.Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv)
41.Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
42.Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
43.Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv)
44.Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
45.Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv)
46.Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv)
47.Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
48.Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv)
49.Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
50.Chris Keller (Oz, tv)
51.Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv)
52.John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
53.Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
54.Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv)
55.Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
56.Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie)
57.Jason Teague (Smallville, tv)
58.Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv)
59.Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)
60.Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv)
61.Sam Tyler (Life on Mars, tv)
62.Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv)
63.Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
64.Steven Hyde (That 70s Show, tav)
65.Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
66.Mason (Dead Like Me, tv)
67.Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie)
68.Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv)
69.Chris Miles (Skins, tv)
70.Tony Stonem (Skins, tv)
71.Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv)
72.Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv)
73.Greg Sanders (CSI, tv)
74.Nick Stokes (CSI, tv)
75.Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
76.Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)
77.Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
78.Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
79.Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, book)
80.Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv)
81.Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie)
82.Brendan Frye (Brick, movie)
83.Seeley Booth (Bones, tv)
84.Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie)
85.Scott Valens (Cold Case, tv)
86.Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv)
87.Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
88.Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
89.Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie)
90.Alex Karev (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
91.Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie)
92.Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie)
93.Denny Duquette (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
94.Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv)
95.Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv)
96.Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv)
97.Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv)
98.Cappie (Greek, tv)
99.Doug Ross (ER, tv)
100.Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv)
101.Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv)
102.Spike (Notting Hill, movie)
103.Robert Chase (House M.D., tv)
104.Jack O’Neill (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
105.Ned “The Pie Maker (Pushing Daisies, tv)
106.Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv)
107.Jasper Hale (Twilight, movie, book)
108.Harry Potter (Harry Potter, movie, book)
109.Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie, book)
110.Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, musical, film)
111.Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, movie, book)
112.Ronan Dex (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
113.Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
114.Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
115.Don Flack (CSI: NY, tv)
116.Bob Brown (The Unit, tv)
117.Don Epps (Numb3rs, tv)
118.Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv)
119.Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv)
120.Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
121.Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY, tv)
122.Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami)
123.Andy Bernard (The Office, tv)
124.Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, tv)
125.Paulie Bleeker (Juno, movie)
126.Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses, movie)
127.Lawrence Kutner (House M.D., tv)
128.Colby Granger (Numb3rs, tv)
129.Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv)
130.Adam Monroe (Heroes, tv)
131.Julian Sark (Alias, tv)
132.Methos (Highlander, tv)
133.Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel, tv)
134.Wash (Firefly, tv)
135.Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
136.Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
137.Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty, tv)
138.Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, tv)
139.Agent Mulder (The X-Files, tv)
140.The Joker (tv, comic books, movie)
141.Sylar (Heroes, tv)
142.Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
143.Zack (Bones, tv)
144.Niles Crane (Frasier, tv)
145.Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs, tv)
146.Gambit (X-men, comics)
147.Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv)
148.Lestat d’Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)
149.Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)
150.Stephen Hart (Primeval, tv)
151.Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
152.Castiel (Supernatural, tv)
153.Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors, tv)
154.Speed Racer (Speed Racer, movie)
155.St. John Allerdyce (X-men, movies)
156.Neo (The Matrix, movie)
157.Dorian Grey (The Picture of Dorian Grey, book)
158.John Mitchell (Being Human, tv)
159.Simon Tam (Firefly, tv)
160.William Miller (Almost Famous, movie)
161.A.J. Crowley (Good Omens, book)
162.Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica, tv)
163.Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer, movie)
164.John Crichton (Farscape, tv)
165.Desmond Hume (Lost, tv)
166.Eric Yorkie (Twilight, movies not book)
167.Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv)
168.Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, anime)
169.Dr Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds, tv)
170.Daniel Faraday (Lost, tv)
171.Will Tippin (Alias, tv)
172.Alan Shore (Boston Legal, tv)
173.Josh Lyman (The West Wing, tv)
174.Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book)
175.Arthur (Merlin, tv)
176.Jamie Crawford (The Demon’s Lexicon, book)
177.Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv)
178.Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity, tv, more)
179.Tyler Durden (Fight Club, movie)
180.Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, book)
181.Ando Masahashi (Heroes, tv)
182.Cooper Freedman (Private Practice, tv)
183.Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break, tv)
184.Seth Cohen (The O.C., tv)
185.Dwight Schrute (The Office, tv)
186.Patrick Bateman (American Psycho, movie)
187.Bruce Wayne (Batman, comics, movie, tv)
188.Hiro Nakamura (Heroes, tv)
189.Danny Bolen (Desperate Housewives, tv)
190.Spock (Star Trek, tv, movie)
191.George Sands (Being Human, tv)
192.Logan Huntzberger (Gilmore Girls, tv)
193.Topher Brink (Dollhouse, tv)
194.Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries, tv, books)
195.Eric Northam (True Blood, tv, books)
196.Freddie McLair (Skins, tv)
197.John Tucker (John Tucker Must Die, movie)
198.Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars Episode 2 &3, movie)
199.Slevin (Lucky Number Slevin, movie)
200.Don Draper (Mad Men, tv)
201. Booster Gold (DC, comic books)
202. Iron Fist (Marvel, comic books)
203. Kyle Rayner (DC, comic books)
204. Rex Bolsam (One Life to Live, tv)
205. John Casey (Chuck, tv)
206. Hercules (Incredible Hercules, comics)
207. Guy Gardner (Green Lantern, comics)
208. Jaime Reyes (Blue Beetle, comics)
209. Captain Kirk (Star Trek, tv)
210. Lorne (Angel, tv)
211. Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings, books, movies)
212. Baron Münchhausen (The Adventures of Baron Münchhausen, movie)
213. The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland, book, movie)
214. Charles Xavier (X-men, comics)
215. Magneto (X-men, comics)
216. Dr Horrible (Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog, internet)
217. Jemaine Clement (Flight of the Conchords, TV)
218. Bret Mckenzie (Flight of the Conchords, TV)
219. Will Schuester (Glee, TV)
Clearly, I've given it too much thought, but I am thorough like that: Captain Jack Sparrow? Pretty, yes, and wicked, and it's Johnny Depp and all. But he suffers from the Lord of the Rings syndrome of being Unwashed. (In LotR fics I couldn't get past the fact that they have been wandering around in their armour for months and months without washing. How can Aragorn/Boromir slash even work? They are filthy! Would you want to have anything to do with a penis that hasn't seen any water and soap in ages?)
So no, unless I were a Mary Sue and Captain Jack Sparrow a Mary-Sue fic protagonist ("His hair is not greasy, it's silky!"), I would not touch him with a ten-foot pole. I've been sat next to the Unwashed on the bus, thankyouverymuch.
Then there are the ever-popular vampires. I still fail to see the appeal of vampires. Call me a speciest, but they're dead. Okay, so I find Blood Ties' Henry Fitzroy and Being Human's Mitchell delightfully charming indeed, but they are dead. Henry would not fall asleep after sex. He would, for all intents and purposes, die. Okay, so he'd revive 12 hours later, but I don't see myself coping all that well with a man who falls dead when the night is over. Mitchell might not die, but he'd kill me and drink my blood. Oh, he'd feel bad about it afterwards, I'm sure, but a man who first hurts you and then feels bad about it - is that the way to go? I'm not quite so much into disfunctional relationships. Also, he's got cold skin, no pulse and no heartbeat. Would he sweat? Would he come? (As in: is there sperm?) If not, count me out. (Clearly too much thought. But, y'know, thorough.) Is that issue ever addressed in vampire porn fics?
Remus Lupin. Ah, Remus. I did love him madly. But again, the different species thing is a bit of a problem. I happily give him a fabulous sex life with other HP and non-HP characters, but, unless I develop Mary-Sue-sque qualities, I'd rather stay away from shagging a man who turns into a wolf every few weeks. Same applies to Sirius Black. It'd freak me out to know that he might turn into a dog any moment. Of course, there's always the option that they would lie to me by omission and never share their furry little secrets with me. Yes, that would actually work...
The Doctor (Ten, obvsly)? Delightful, but immortal and has two hearts. I couldn't cope with a second hearbeat just as I couldn't cope with the lack of a heartbeat. Plus, a bit of a wanker.
Okay, so the immortals are out. I can't even cope all that well with a man whose thighs are thinner than mine - how should I be able to cope with one who will maintain his physical perfection forever and ever, taunting me with it mercilessly?
Mr. Darcy. Presumably, he'd expect me to be a virgin or a whore. I can do neither. Disappointment on both sides is inevitable.
Then the list includes a wide array of yer olde "brilliant, yet socially and romantically inept" guys. Gregory House? Run away! Jonathan Creek? His neuroses would kill me dead even quicker than Mitchell would. Psychopaths like Patrick Batemen and the Joker are out, because I actually quite like to live.
In conclusion: The only fictional character I would actually have sex with if I were me and he were himself and no Mary-Sueing occured on either side is Northanger Abbey's Henry Tilney, who isn't even on the list.
1.Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv)
2.Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv)
3.Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv),
4.Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv)
5.Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
6.Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS, tv)
7.Jim Halpert (The Office, tv)
8.James ‘Sawyer’ Ford (Lost, tv)
9.Danny Taylord (Without a Trace, tv)
10.Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv)
11.Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv)
12.Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv)
13.Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14.Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
15.Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16.Jack Bauer (24, tv)
17.Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18.Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)
19.Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
20.Rusty Ryan (Ocean’s 11, movie)
21.Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv)
22.Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv)
23.Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv)
24.Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv)
25.Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv)
26.Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D., tv)
27.Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv)
28.Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice)
29.Jools Sivite (Spooks, tv)
30.Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv)
31.Danny Ocean (Ocean’s 11, movie)
32.Jack Bristow (Alias, tv)
33.Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)
34.The Doctor (Doctor Who, tav)
35.Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean, movies)
36.John Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
37.Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv)
38.Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv)
39.Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies)
40.Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv)
41.Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
42.Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
43.Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv)
44.Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
45.Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv)
46.Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv)
47.Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
48.Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv)
49.Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
50.Chris Keller (Oz, tv)
51.Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv)
52.John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
53.Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
54.Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv)
55.Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
56.Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie)
57.Jason Teague (Smallville, tv)
58.Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv)
59.Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)
60.Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv)
61.Sam Tyler (Life on Mars, tv)
62.Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv)
63.Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
64.Steven Hyde (That 70s Show, tav)
65.Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
66.Mason (Dead Like Me, tv)
67.Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie)
68.Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv)
69.Chris Miles (Skins, tv)
70.Tony Stonem (Skins, tv)
71.Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv)
72.Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv)
73.Greg Sanders (CSI, tv)
74.Nick Stokes (CSI, tv)
75.Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
76.Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)
77.Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
78.Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
79.Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, book)
80.Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv)
81.Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie)
82.Brendan Frye (Brick, movie)
83.Seeley Booth (Bones, tv)
84.Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie)
85.Scott Valens (Cold Case, tv)
86.Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv)
87.Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
88.Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
89.Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie)
90.Alex Karev (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
91.Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie)
92.Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie)
93.Denny Duquette (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
94.Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv)
95.Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv)
96.Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv)
97.Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv)
98.Cappie (Greek, tv)
99.Doug Ross (ER, tv)
100.Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv)
101.Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv)
102.Spike (Notting Hill, movie)
103.Robert Chase (House M.D., tv)
104.Jack O’Neill (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
105.Ned “The Pie Maker (Pushing Daisies, tv)
106.Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv)
107.Jasper Hale (Twilight, movie, book)
108.Harry Potter (Harry Potter, movie, book)
109.Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie, book)
110.Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, musical, film)
111.Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, movie, book)
112.Ronan Dex (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
113.Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
114.Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
115.Don Flack (CSI: NY, tv)
116.Bob Brown (The Unit, tv)
117.Don Epps (Numb3rs, tv)
118.Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv)
119.Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv)
120.Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
121.Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY, tv)
122.Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami)
123.Andy Bernard (The Office, tv)
124.Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, tv)
125.Paulie Bleeker (Juno, movie)
126.Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses, movie)
127.Lawrence Kutner (House M.D., tv)
128.Colby Granger (Numb3rs, tv)
129.Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv)
130.Adam Monroe (Heroes, tv)
131.Julian Sark (Alias, tv)
132.Methos (Highlander, tv)
133.Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel, tv)
134.Wash (Firefly, tv)
135.Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
136.Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
137.Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty, tv)
138.Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, tv)
139.Agent Mulder (The X-Files, tv)
140.The Joker (tv, comic books, movie)
141.Sylar (Heroes, tv)
142.Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
143.Zack (Bones, tv)
144.Niles Crane (Frasier, tv)
145.Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs, tv)
146.Gambit (X-men, comics)
147.Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv)
148.Lestat d’Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)
149.Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)
150.Stephen Hart (Primeval, tv)
151.Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
152.Castiel (Supernatural, tv)
153.Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors, tv)
154.Speed Racer (Speed Racer, movie)
155.St. John Allerdyce (X-men, movies)
156.Neo (The Matrix, movie)
157.Dorian Grey (The Picture of Dorian Grey, book)
158.John Mitchell (Being Human, tv)
159.Simon Tam (Firefly, tv)
160.William Miller (Almost Famous, movie)
161.A.J. Crowley (Good Omens, book)
162.Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica, tv)
163.Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer, movie)
164.John Crichton (Farscape, tv)
165.Desmond Hume (Lost, tv)
166.Eric Yorkie (Twilight, movies not book)
167.Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv)
168.Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, anime)
169.Dr Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds, tv)
170.Daniel Faraday (Lost, tv)
171.Will Tippin (Alias, tv)
172.Alan Shore (Boston Legal, tv)
173.Josh Lyman (The West Wing, tv)
174.Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book)
175.Arthur (Merlin, tv)
176.Jamie Crawford (The Demon’s Lexicon, book)
177.Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv)
178.Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity, tv, more)
179.Tyler Durden (Fight Club, movie)
180.Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, book)
181.Ando Masahashi (Heroes, tv)
182.Cooper Freedman (Private Practice, tv)
183.Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break, tv)
184.Seth Cohen (The O.C., tv)
185.Dwight Schrute (The Office, tv)
186.Patrick Bateman (American Psycho, movie)
187.Bruce Wayne (Batman, comics, movie, tv)
188.Hiro Nakamura (Heroes, tv)
189.Danny Bolen (Desperate Housewives, tv)
190.Spock (Star Trek, tv, movie)
191.George Sands (Being Human, tv)
192.Logan Huntzberger (Gilmore Girls, tv)
193.Topher Brink (Dollhouse, tv)
194.Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries, tv, books)
195.Eric Northam (True Blood, tv, books)
196.Freddie McLair (Skins, tv)
197.John Tucker (John Tucker Must Die, movie)
198.Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars Episode 2 &3, movie)
199.Slevin (Lucky Number Slevin, movie)
200.Don Draper (Mad Men, tv)
201. Booster Gold (DC, comic books)
202. Iron Fist (Marvel, comic books)
203. Kyle Rayner (DC, comic books)
204. Rex Bolsam (One Life to Live, tv)
205. John Casey (Chuck, tv)
206. Hercules (Incredible Hercules, comics)
207. Guy Gardner (Green Lantern, comics)
208. Jaime Reyes (Blue Beetle, comics)
209. Captain Kirk (Star Trek, tv)
210. Lorne (Angel, tv)
211. Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings, books, movies)
212. Baron Münchhausen (The Adventures of Baron Münchhausen, movie)
213. The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland, book, movie)
214. Charles Xavier (X-men, comics)
215. Magneto (X-men, comics)
216. Dr Horrible (Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog, internet)
217. Jemaine Clement (Flight of the Conchords, TV)
218. Bret Mckenzie (Flight of the Conchords, TV)
219. Will Schuester (Glee, TV)
