Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings

I've finished my first fic for the Trope Bingo challenge. And it is a wingfic!

Title: Pie in the Sky
Author: Donna Immaculata
Fandom: Discworld
Summary: Nobby Nobbs has a life-changing experience. So does Granny Weatherwax.
Rating: PG
Genre: parody, crack & silliness
Word count: 3000
Notes: Written for the Trope Bingo challenge: simultaneous double-line bingo using the tropes: wingfic and telepathy/mindmeld

With grovelling apologies to Franz Kafka and Monty Python.

Pie in the Sky

It's a bit late, because the horse-fuck wank has entertained the whole of LJ land for days and is dying down now, but I have only just come across the perfect comment on it. And it's never too late to throw in a bit of Pratchett.

You've got to sing this in a thin, shaky voice, preferably whilst dancing on a table with a mug of beer in your hand:

Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have this to say as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have a ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

( Click here for the rest )

My icon has never been so appropriate.

Another wonderful fic written for the crossover_hp challenge: Voldemort meets his Death at last. HP/Discworld crossover. A hilarious piece, featuring a wonderful Death, Mrs. Flamel's cream cake and, of course, a Game. Cake or Death?, PG

Finished reading "Going Postal" today.

Am now ridiculously in love with Havelock Vetinari.

But where was Wuffles?

It's occured to me that it's been a long time since I posted anything fannish. To remedy this, I give you a selection of completely random and totally unconnected concepts and theories, which are not really stated in canon, but which I take for granted until Rowling proves me wrong:

( Remus has no scars )

( Remus hates Snape )

( Lavender will die and Parvati will become a Seer )

( ETA: Lavender and Parvati are not interchangeable )

( Harry does not want to shag Snape )

( The stringy Slytherin boy who can see the Thestrals in the Care of Magical Creatures class is Blaise Zabini )

( Dumbledore channels Granny Weatherwax )



I was going to watch "From Hell" tonight and swoon over Johnny Depp (because I've been swooning over him for a few weeks now, and why stop when I'm having so much fun?). But then I read rosina_alcona's post on the hotness that is Mr. Darcy - and it made me crave the Darcy experience as well. So what should I do? I got my mind set on Johnny quite firmly. And he can do some damn hot smouldering, too!

I think "From Hell" it's going to be...

On reading isiscolo's not-quite-slashy fic here, it occurred to me that the main area of application for the Invisibility Cloak is to spy on other people having sex and wank in the process. (Unless you're Peter, in which case it is used for kitchen raids.)

Nothing wrong with it, of course. But as the cloak is to be kept secret, Harry's not very likely to have it laundered. And as Harry doesn't strike me as the type to do the necessary washing himself, it leads to one conclusion: The Invisibility Cloak reeks of cum. It is soaked with the sperm of members of at least two generations (plus food and drink spillt by clumsy Peter during his kitchen sessions). It doesn't float gently, enveloping the wearer's form, it is stiff with dried semen and creaks eerily when bent.

In Discworld news: I adore the way soawen's brain works. Commenting on my Snupin drabble for villainny, she came up with the perfect partner for Death: BorrowingBinky!Granny. I was laughing for five minutes straight, and giggling happily for some fifteen minutes longer. Now, this opens wholly new possiblities for Slut!Granny, getting it on with all possible (and impossible) animals in Lancre. Including Borrowing Greebo while he pleasures Nanny.

Can you tell how much I'm looking forward to dwsquick100?

In Very Sad News: The two longish fics I have been writing, the Snape/Black on tropical island and the Snape/Lupin featuring Lupin with his hands tied behind his back, are gone. Well, not exactly gone, not as such. Merely inaccessible. I had my brother replace my old hard disk with a new one and burned all my Word files on CD to be copied to the new disk. And guess what? The computer refuses to open any of the files on the CD. I am at a loss, and even my brother, who's really smart with computers and who's installed the burner and software, is unable to tell me how to fix it. I am lucky, I guess, that it wasn't important files like work or uni stuff, but still. I want my Snack back.

During the past few weeks, I've been having insanely much fun with a RP that might interest you, mimine, and also villainny (in case you haven't stumbled across it already). I'm playing Lady Lilith de Tempscire the_good_one in a Discworld RP, and am impressed by my brilliant co-players each day anew, who are so amazingly in character (and pretty!) and come up with such incredibly hilarious concepts. And dialogues.

Oh, and it's slashy, too.

Behind the cut, I will tell you whom I'm sexually compatible with and will disclose the four truths and one lie about myself. ( Possibly worth reading. )