Come on, you know you want to

1. I used to have a pet bird spider but it was killed by my cat.

2. I was given my second name only because my Granny thought my first name was too pagan for a Christian girl.

3. I've slept with the boyfriends of four close friends of mine, and they're still my friends.

4. I'm fluent in six languages.

5. I once walked a dog that had its throat cut open

...There's a vicious lie out there...