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So, I have been amusing myself with prillalar's notorious drabble generator, too, and after having produced remarkable results, including a "germicidal dinner" (Sirius' and Buckbeak's), the wonderful sentence "Sirius' crotch began to tremble", and this immortal dialogue: "Ah, my love is like a dreamlike wary horse, all on a summer's day. I wish my Remus would shove me, in his own engaging way..."

"Do you?" Remus sat down beside Severus and put his hand on Severus's nose. "I think that could be arranged."

Severus gasped naturally. "But what about my verbal torso?"

"I like it," Remus said softly. "I think it's pretty."

They came together and their kiss was like an angels' choir, vibrating with a tender, divine melody.,


I decided to Mary-Sue myself in one:

Shiny Love

Donna finished packing. Ever since Sirius, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Donna had been passionate.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing ate her, all was thick. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in the dungeon to become a lissom bucket.

Just then, there was a candid knock at the door. Donna opened it and stood there hoarsely for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her arse.

When Donna came to, Sirius was holding her hand and looking wet. "My love," Sirius said benevolently, "I'm sorry for the liquid shock. I've been shipwrecked on a silky island for the last ten years, living like the stars that shine down on us sinners. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my chest in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Donna could hardly believe her Sirius had returned. "I will always love you, chest or no chest. Besides, you can cover it up with a melon."

They embraced meaningfully and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was strong.

The End

I must say, the fact that Sirius replaces his chest with a melon appeals to me on a purely punnish level.