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An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence
Sep. 16th, 2011 01:14 pmOkay, these guys have the most patient, long-suffering cats in the world:
The truth about cats and dogs
Mar. 31st, 2010 04:01 pm
Don't you just <3 them? I especially love the pic where the kitteh brushes against the doggie to say hello.
I need a "mad cat lady" tag.
*makes a rare appearance*
I'm still alive, and I wrote fic. If anyone's at all interested: it's in the "Life on Mars" fandom, which I have only discovered about two weeks ago on account on not having been able to download the series before. I liked it, and I quite fancy Sam (big surprise there), and so I jumped on the chance to mess him about a bit. After all, the boy likes to suffer, doesn't he?
And, because I am sick inna head, I wrote him an incestuous relationship with his mother, to add to his other problems. (Also because I am quite in love with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
elen_ancalima's beautiful icon *points* as well as the fact that there is a television series out there that has a sock puppet appear in the role of the protagonist's mother. Hence a mother!fic it had to be.)
Title: A resident stranger, as it seems
Fandom: Life on Mars
Author: Donna Immaculata
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3600
Characters/Pairing: Sam/Ruth
Warnings: Mother/son incest! Not graphic, though. Very, very tame, in fact.
Summary: Ruth is living on borrowed time.
A/N: John Simm said in an interview published under the BBC press releases: "At one point he meets his mum and she's beautiful and younger than him and he quite fancies her and she fancies him. She flirts with him and he flirts with her. That's got to mess with his head!"
- Why, yes. That's reason enough for me to mess with his and her head.
( A resident stranger, as it seems )
On a different (though quite as sick) note:wildestranger made me read pre_raphaelite1's ficlet Pink Socks, and pre_raphaelite1, in turn, "inspired" me to write a Umbridge/Mrs Norris romance. Complete with purple prose and mentions of kitty!tongue.
Considering that the last fic I wrote was Tenth Doctor/Cat!Nun, a strange and worrying trend seems to evolve. I certainly will feel very dirty if the cat decides to spend the night on my stomach tonight and kneads my breasts into submission before going to sleep.
I'm still alive, and I wrote fic. If anyone's at all interested: it's in the "Life on Mars" fandom, which I have only discovered about two weeks ago on account on not having been able to download the series before. I liked it, and I quite fancy Sam (big surprise there), and so I jumped on the chance to mess him about a bit. After all, the boy likes to suffer, doesn't he?
And, because I am sick inna head, I wrote him an incestuous relationship with his mother, to add to his other problems. (Also because I am quite in love with
elen_ancalima's beautiful icon *points* as well as the fact that there is a television series out there that has a sock puppet appear in the role of the protagonist's mother. Hence a mother!fic it had to be.)Title: A resident stranger, as it seems
Fandom: Life on Mars
Author: Donna Immaculata
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3600
Characters/Pairing: Sam/Ruth
Warnings: Mother/son incest! Not graphic, though. Very, very tame, in fact.
Summary: Ruth is living on borrowed time.
A/N: John Simm said in an interview published under the BBC press releases: "At one point he meets his mum and she's beautiful and younger than him and he quite fancies her and she fancies him. She flirts with him and he flirts with her. That's got to mess with his head!"
- Why, yes. That's reason enough for me to mess with his and her head.
( A resident stranger, as it seems )
On a different (though quite as sick) note:
wildestranger made me read pre_raphaelite1's ficlet Pink Socks, and pre_raphaelite1, in turn, "inspired" me to write a Umbridge/Mrs Norris romance. Complete with purple prose and mentions of kitty!tongue.Considering that the last fic I wrote was Tenth Doctor/Cat!Nun, a strange and worrying trend seems to evolve. I certainly will feel very dirty if the cat decides to spend the night on my stomach tonight and kneads my breasts into submission before going to sleep.
Any cat lovers out there who don't watch ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
cuteoverload? Check out this picture. Don't they just look as though they had, y'know, planned it? They've got the little earpiece thingies in their ears, coordinating their positions.
"Calling Ginger the Cat, calling Ginger the Cat"
"Roger, Fluffy. I'm in position. I'm on three, you take one."
"Stripey's on two. Repeat, Stripey's on two."
"Got the area covered."
Or maybe they're playing Schroedinger's cats, in some sort of theatre-of-the-absurd rendition. "Whadda y'mean, you're not sure whether we're dead or not until you open the box? We don't even fit in the box!"
cuteoverload? Check out this picture. Don't they just look as though they had, y'know, planned it? They've got the little earpiece thingies in their ears, coordinating their positions."Calling Ginger the Cat, calling Ginger the Cat"
"Roger, Fluffy. I'm in position. I'm on three, you take one."
"Stripey's on two. Repeat, Stripey's on two."
"Got the area covered."
Or maybe they're playing Schroedinger's cats, in some sort of theatre-of-the-absurd rendition. "Whadda y'mean, you're not sure whether we're dead or not until you open the box? We don't even fit in the box!"
Title: Pure New Pleasure Seeker
Author: Donna Immaculata
Pairing: Ten/Novice Hame
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1570
Warnings: Do you warn for cross-species in Doctor Who?
Disclaimer: The characters mentioned in this fic are not mine.
A/N: The epilogue was written before the fic and doesn't match its tone at all. But I couldn't resist using that last sentence. Just consider it some added bonus crack.
Is it wrong that I wrote this with the cat purring in my lap?
( Pure New Pleasure Seeker )
Author: Donna Immaculata
Pairing: Ten/Novice Hame
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1570
Warnings: Do you warn for cross-species in Doctor Who?
Disclaimer: The characters mentioned in this fic are not mine.
A/N: The epilogue was written before the fic and doesn't match its tone at all. But I couldn't resist using that last sentence. Just consider it some added bonus crack.
Is it wrong that I wrote this with the cat purring in my lap?
( Pure New Pleasure Seeker )
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Apr. 27th, 2005 10:22 pmDon't you just love it when the cat yawns at you when you do something that it wanted you to?
Severus Piton
Apr. 10th, 2004 01:25 pmThe discussions that evolved from my latest post on Harry Potter-influenced naming of children made me think of this site. It offers a list of the translations of HP names (both characters and objects) they use in various European languages. Some of them are funny. Did you know that Minerva is called "Minerva McSlurp" in Norwegian? And that "Moony" is "Luna"? (Quite an identity crisis coming up in OotP. Or maybe the Norwegian translator is giving us subtext.) The Finnish Padfoot is "Anturajalka", and I simply love the Czech versions of all female names, all of which come with the -ova suffix; Rita Holoubková, Madame Pomfreyová, paní Norrisová.... Snape is called Severus Piton (Italian), Perselus Piton (Hungarian) and Severus Kalkaros (Finnish.) Kalkaros? Kalkaroff? Subtext? I know that one of the meanings of "piton" in French is "large nose", but what does it mean in Italian? Or Hungarian, for that matter?
Can anyone tell me how you convince the Cat that it's time to vacate the chair and let the human sit on it with more than half a buttock?
Can anyone tell me how you convince the Cat that it's time to vacate the chair and let the human sit on it with more than half a buttock?
