I am such a lame fangirl, like, OMG!

So, I have been out of touch with the fandom for more than one month (for a variety of reasons, one of which is my continuous Internet problem), haven't read or written anything HP (and therefore missed some deadlines), haven't read LJ at all and haven't seen the movie yet. Now it's Saturday night and I haven't got any other plans, so I suppose I could go and watch PoA (in case it's screened in English; I am not going to endure the torture that is Alan Rickman's German voice), but I would have to go on my own. I could, however, be going next week with a friend, who (in spite of being male and not a slasher) has got a very keen slashdar and would be fun to watch HP with. (Come to think of it, all men I've been to see LOTR, X-Men, Troy etc. with do see the omnipresent gayness on screen. It's not only the skewed point of view of a slash-loving female; the gay vibes are actually there.) Decisions, decisions...