Some completely random and totally unconnected theories

It's occured to me that it's been a long time since I posted anything fannish. To remedy this, I give you a selection of completely random and totally unconnected concepts and theories, which are not really stated in canon, but which I take for granted until Rowling proves me wrong:

( Remus has no scars )

( Remus hates Snape )

( Lavender will die and Parvati will become a Seer )

( ETA: Lavender and Parvati are not interchangeable )

( Harry does not want to shag Snape )

( The stringy Slytherin boy who can see the Thestrals in the Care of Magical Creatures class is Blaise Zabini )

( Dumbledore channels Granny Weatherwax )

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I was going to watch "From Hell" tonight and swoon over Johnny Depp (because I've been swooning over him for a few weeks now, and why stop when I'm having so much fun?). But then I read rosina_alcona's post on the hotness that is Mr. Darcy - and it made me crave the Darcy experience as well. So what should I do? I got my mind set on Johnny quite firmly. And he can do some damn hot smouldering, too!

I think "From Hell" it's going to be...