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All they wanted to do was make Remus look English. The moustache, the neatly parted hair, and now the cane - David Niven anyone?

Remus: By Jove, old chap, what a ripping good idea!
Sirius (worried whisper): You take the cane away, Prongs, and Wormy holds him while I shave that... thing off.
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Date: 2004-04-25 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com
James: Why do you want to shave it off? Besides the obvious, I mean.

Sirius: It tickles.

Stu looks English. He's clean shaven and has hair down to his butt.

*staggers off in pain at the mental image of a long-haired Wormtail in a leather jacket and plaid bondage trousers*

Date: 2004-04-25 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
Remus: Not the cane! Not the cane! Not my precious attempt at being as sexy as Lucius!

Prongs: *throws cane into Mount Doom*

Date: 2004-04-25 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
James: What do you see in him anyway?

Sirius: He's a brick. We've been in some queer scrapes together - haven't we, old chap?

James: Oh no! It's contagious!

Wormtail (puts on leather jacket and plaid bondage trousers, humming): I'm not with them, I'm out of here...

Date: 2004-04-25 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
Heh! It's cane-envy!

Prongs: *throws cane into Mount Doom*

Remus: WeI'll save you, my preciousss, yess, I will... Muahahaha


Date: 2004-04-25 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
It's cane-envy!

*dies* Wonderful word! Now I'm seeing Lucius challenging Remus to a duel on canes ...

Date: 2004-04-25 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
That's why Lucius' cane's silver. But I bet Remus' is longer. Ideal for poking.

Date: 2004-04-25 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
Yes, and we all know the only reason Lucius has a cane...

Date: 2004-04-25 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
Of course.

And the canes reflects their personalities, see? Lucius, the sleek, rich, and hard; Remus, the poor, sturdy, in-pact-with-nature one. How deep is this?!

Date: 2004-04-25 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
Stop making me guh.

Date: 2004-04-25 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
Of his wand, right? Right?

Date: 2004-04-25 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
OMG! You're so right. The subtext, oh the subtext!

Lucius, the sleek, rich, and hard; Remus, the poor, sturdy, in-pact-with-nature one.

Guh!

I'm fairly sure I have seen Hagrid use his umbrella like a cane. (It's the three-in-one-model.) And Moody's got his staff... I wonder - is there a cane shop equivalent of Ollivander's?

Date: 2004-04-25 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
*fears the SPSF icon* *licks icon*

*pokes* Oh, and the canes? You know Lucius hides his wand inside his. Who thinks that Remus' is a light saber?

Date: 2004-04-25 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
I'm fairly sure I have seen Hagrid use his umbrella like a cane.

O.o Umbrella Corp? (Have just seen Resident Evil ;) ).

Date: 2004-04-25 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com
He needs a bowler hat! Then he can be like John Steed in The Avengers.

Remus: Whut whut? Pip-pip, Cheerio, 'arry!
Harry: ...Professor Lupin? Are you feeling all right?

Date: 2004-04-25 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com
*happily makes vooom, vooom noises* I'm with you on that one.

And with that revelation, it's probably a good thing Liam Neeson was never tapped to play Lupin.

Date: 2004-04-25 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
It's fitting because one of John Steed's best friends dies in every episode, too.

Date: 2004-04-25 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
"Oh, a wizard's cane has a knob on the end..."

Oops, sorry, wrong fandom.

Date: 2004-04-25 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
*confused* You can have too much Liam Neeson?

Date: 2004-04-25 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com
Actually, no. I take that back. :D

Date: 2004-04-25 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
*fears the SPSF icon* *licks icon*

Thanks! [livejournal.com profile] frogspace made it based on a German scifi parody coming out this summer.

Date: 2004-04-25 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
For a better grip - even in slippery situations!

Date: 2004-04-25 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
And Sirius can be Emma Peel. Tight leather suit and all.

Date: 2004-04-25 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
Hey, didn't you say you were going to hold off on further puns until *after* the movie comes out?

Date: 2004-04-25 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
Jason Isaacs is supposed to be in that. Did you see him? I didn't notice him when I saw it last summer.

Date: 2004-04-25 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
I wouldn't put is past Hagrid to breed zombies in the basement. "Look 'ere, 'arry, if yeh hand 'em the piece of meat like this and hold 'em at a distance with the cane, they can't hurt yeh!"
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