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All they wanted to do was make Remus look English. The moustache, the neatly parted hair, and now the cane - David Niven anyone?

Remus: By Jove, old chap, what a ripping good idea!
Sirius (worried whisper): You take the cane away, Prongs, and Wormy holds him while I shave that... thing off.

Date: 2004-04-25 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com
James: Why do you want to shave it off? Besides the obvious, I mean.

Sirius: It tickles.

Stu looks English. He's clean shaven and has hair down to his butt.

*staggers off in pain at the mental image of a long-haired Wormtail in a leather jacket and plaid bondage trousers*

Date: 2004-04-25 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
James: What do you see in him anyway?

Sirius: He's a brick. We've been in some queer scrapes together - haven't we, old chap?

James: Oh no! It's contagious!

Wormtail (puts on leather jacket and plaid bondage trousers, humming): I'm not with them, I'm out of here...

Date: 2004-04-25 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
Remus: Not the cane! Not the cane! Not my precious attempt at being as sexy as Lucius!

Prongs: *throws cane into Mount Doom*

Date: 2004-04-25 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
Heh! It's cane-envy!

Prongs: *throws cane into Mount Doom*

Remus: WeI'll save you, my preciousss, yess, I will... Muahahaha


Date: 2004-04-25 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
It's cane-envy!

*dies* Wonderful word! Now I'm seeing Lucius challenging Remus to a duel on canes ...

Date: 2004-04-25 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
That's why Lucius' cane's silver. But I bet Remus' is longer. Ideal for poking.

Date: 2004-04-25 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
Yes, and we all know the only reason Lucius has a cane...

Date: 2004-04-25 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
Of his wand, right? Right?

Date: 2004-04-25 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
"Oh, a wizard's cane has a knob on the end..."

Oops, sorry, wrong fandom.

Date: 2004-04-25 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
For a better grip - even in slippery situations!

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Date: 2004-04-25 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com
I don't have a witty response to this, just a bout of the giggles. *G*

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Date: 2004-04-25 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
Of course.

And the canes reflects their personalities, see? Lucius, the sleek, rich, and hard; Remus, the poor, sturdy, in-pact-with-nature one. How deep is this?!

Date: 2004-04-25 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
*fears the SPSF icon* *licks icon*

*pokes* Oh, and the canes? You know Lucius hides his wand inside his. Who thinks that Remus' is a light saber?

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Date: 2004-04-25 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
OMG! You're so right. The subtext, oh the subtext!

Lucius, the sleek, rich, and hard; Remus, the poor, sturdy, in-pact-with-nature one.

Guh!

I'm fairly sure I have seen Hagrid use his umbrella like a cane. (It's the three-in-one-model.) And Moody's got his staff... I wonder - is there a cane shop equivalent of Ollivander's?

Date: 2004-04-25 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soawen.livejournal.com
I'm fairly sure I have seen Hagrid use his umbrella like a cane.

O.o Umbrella Corp? (Have just seen Resident Evil ;) ).

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Date: 2004-04-25 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com
He needs a bowler hat! Then he can be like John Steed in The Avengers.

Remus: Whut whut? Pip-pip, Cheerio, 'arry!
Harry: ...Professor Lupin? Are you feeling all right?

Date: 2004-04-25 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellensmithee.livejournal.com
It's fitting because one of John Steed's best friends dies in every episode, too.

Date: 2004-04-25 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
And Sirius can be Emma Peel. Tight leather suit and all.

Date: 2004-04-25 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaysha.livejournal.com
Ohhh, and who'll be wearing Sean Connery's kilt? (kilt without underwear underneath, of course)

Date: 2004-04-25 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asphodeline.livejournal.com
Snape in a kilt?? a long one perhaps??

Date: 2004-04-25 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
Heh! Snape was my No. 1 candidate, too! Whose isn't he?

Date: 2004-04-25 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaysha.livejournal.com
Snape in a kilt?? a long one perhaps??

Oh, I wouldn't mind a short one (mini-kilt!?!) either!! ;)
Well, I guess it depends on the amount of hair on his legs. Or not. *hides razor behind back*

Date: 2004-04-26 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com
Personally, I picture Snape as relatively unhairy. - Not that I ever give it much thought. - But his legs are probably pale-blueish and whip-thin. With sad little pointy knees.

Date: 2004-04-26 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asphodeline.livejournal.com
*hides behind [livejournal.com profile] kaysha with nice aftershave balm for shiny smooth legs*!!

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