JKR updated her FAQ page...

[donnaimmaculata]

"BRANDON: Hey, Commander, uh. So, as I was saying... In "The Quasar Dilemma", you used the auxiliary of deck b... could you get this... deck b for Gamma override. The thing is that online blueprints indicate deck b is independent of the guidance matrix, so we were wondering where the error lies?

JASON: It's just a television show. Okay? That's all.

BRANDON: Heh heh... 'Cause we were wondering if the quantum flux, now just listen on this...

JASON: There IS no quantum flux and there IS no auxiliary... There's no goddamn ship! You got it?"
(Galaxy Quest, 1999)

What's this got with Rowling's FAQs? Um, nothing...

Comments

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Rickman's hilarious in the film.

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

He deserves every bit of worship, he really does. He absolutely kills me in that *g* I love grumpy men!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! I adore him in that part. The way he delivers that "By Grabthar's hammer" line kills me dead. Every. Single. Time.

[chazpure.livejournal.com]

Have you watched the deleted scenes on the DVD? The tour of Dr. Lazarus's quarters is just hilarious.

"...You're very complicated, sir."

;-)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I've never watched it on DVD, alas! I really should, shouldn't I? If only to see a pissed-off Rickman roll his eyes at the idiocy surrounding him.

[chazpure.livejournal.com]

Oh, you must see the DVD, even if all you do is watch the deleted scenes! There's a wonderful bit of Alan acting that was cut from the rock-monster battle. After he bitches at Jason ("You were never serious about the craft!"), he goes on to try getting into the monster's thought-processes, "I am...a rock. I just want to be...a rock. Calm, still...but what's this? The vibrations!?! Pain! Must...stop...the vibrations!"

Hee! :-)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

"You were never serious about the craft!" *snerk*

Alan truly got the best lines ever in this film.

*must... go... watch... deleted scenes*

[soawen.livejournal.com]

Heheh, I read the first line and could finish the rest of the dialogue ;) Nooo, I have not seen Dr. Lazarus that movie too many times.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Would you believe that I only watched it two or three times? Yet I adore this film - for some reason it's the fact that Alan R. never takes off his Dr. Lazarus wig during the entire movie that does it for me. And Grabthar's hammer, of course.

[soawen.livejournal.com]

Heh, I found it on sale a year or so ago - what would be 4 US D.

The wig, ah yes! I crack up every time I see his hair sticking through it in the end, and the whole "we have made the food from each of your planets - how's your blood leeches, Dr. Lazarus?" "Just as my mother used to make them. *splat*" is hilarious.

[mimine.livejournal.com]

LOL! By Grapthar's Hammer, this movie is just too funny! Must locate that FAQ now... let me guess, more crap about characters I don't care about...

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

let me guess, more crap about characters I don't care about...

Well, seeing as Snape's the only one you do care about... ;-)

This movie is hilarious. And who except Alan R. could manage to be dead sexy wearing a fin wig and radiating general grumpiness?