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donnaimmaculataYes. Pointless smut. I think I might carry this resolution into the New Year, though.
So here's a little piece I've just written, even though I really don't have any time to spare! God. I'm pathetic.
It's Snape/Black, it's pointless, it's smut, and it's, I think, R-ish, for language and innuendo. I'd like to think it's set sometime after The Last Resort.
"Snape!"
"What?"
"You aren't even making an effort!"
"That's because it's ridiculous."
"What's ridiculous. Huh?"
"Ow. Stop twisting my arm, you imbecile!"
"What. Is. Ridiculous?"
"Your pretending you're trying to fight me. I can feel you against my arse, for goodness' sake!"
"That's my hip."
"Yeah. Right."
"What is this supposed to mean?"
"It means, let go of my arm and let me turn around. You could at least have the decency to face me."
"I quite like you facing the wall."
"Black. Let me go. It's damn hard-"
"Yeah, it is quite-"
"I mean the wall!"
"Mmh. So do I."
"So what's your hand doing there?"
"Just checking. Hm, I've seen harder, though..."
"Take your fucking hand, uh, away. Bastard."
"Was that a moan, Snape?"
"Most certainly... not. And stop. Breathing in my, ah, ear."
"I think it was."
...
"You know I prefer you moaning than talking, Snape."
"Stop! Please."
"Say that again."
"Stop!"
"No. The other."
"Please. Oh."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. Please."
"Open your legs. Wider. Yeah, like that."
"What the hell are you doing?"
"What does it look like, hm?"
"You haven't got any- Oh. Oh."
"Handy little spell, isn't it? What does it feel like?"
"Loose. Put your cock in, now."
"So demanding, Severus..."
"Black. Now!"
"Push back. Slowly. Ah! No! I said, slowly!"
"Hm. I thought you liked it... hard."
"Want it hard, do you?"
"Don't pull my hair. I- No! No biting, Black!"
"If you opened your collar, I'd only leave marks where no-one would see them. No? All right. Your throat is a good enough option, under the circumstances. - Ah. I knew you'd be reasonable."
"Bad. Dog."
"That's so not working, Snape. Snape! Stop that!"
"Stop what?"
"Stop. Fucking yourself on me!"
"Seeing. As. You. Are. Refusing. To. Do. Anything, I seem to have no choice. - Was that a moan, Sirius?"
"Wha-? No. Ah. It wasn't. Ooh."
"Hm-mm."
"You wait. You wait, till I'm finished with you, you fucker. You'll be begging me to stop."
"I already have. To no effect."
"You'll be begging in earnest now."
"You wish. - Fuck!"
"Touch your cock!"
"No. Can't."
"Dammit, touch your fucking cock. - What are you laughing at?"
"It should have occurred to you, Black, that it's your cock that's fucking."
"Very witty. And now I want to see you wank off."
"I can't."
"Why the hell not?"
"Because there is no space! You're pushing me right into this goddamn wall!"
"Right. Right. Hold on."
"Ah!"
"Lean over the table. That's better. Yeah... Yeah, much better."
"Oh, fuck me!"
"Oh yes. Oh yes. God! Yes! Yes!"
"Ah. Ah! Harder!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh fuckinggoddamnholyfuckingshit! Fuck!"
"Ts, ts, that foul tongue of yours, Black."
"Shut up. Let me... clean it up a bit. Yeah, that's better. Move over now, I need to sit down."
"At least put your cock back in and spare me this indecent display."
"Considering where my cock has just been, you really shouldn't play squeamish."
"It's a matter of aesthetics. Your cock is not exactly the prettiest sight."
"You don't have to look at it."
"Oh, hold your tongue, Black."
...
"Sirius Black, unable to come up with a proper insult. One of these sweet moments worth cherishing in memory forever."
"I shouldn't expect there have been many sweet moments in your life the memory of which is worth cherishing."
"There have been... a few."
"Oh yeah?"
"Oh yes."
"Snape?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Nothing. I've just- I've almost thought you were about to kiss me."
"Hmph. Really, Black. That's stupid even by your standards."
"So what are you hanging around for?"
"Just buttoning up my robe. I think you ripped a couple of buttonholes. I will have to have my clothes patched up again. It's becoming embarrassing."
"It's not as though anyone'd suspect how you manage to have them ripped in the first place."
"Goodbye, Black."
"See you around. Oh, and, Snape - should you be giving Harry a hard time, I'll set Remus on you. I swear I will."
"Please, Black. That's pretty low, even by your standards."
"I swear."
Comingsoon at some point in my life when I get myself organised: Why I have no problems writing Snape/Black, even after OotP.
So here's a little piece I've just written, even though I really don't have any time to spare! God. I'm pathetic.
It's Snape/Black, it's pointless, it's smut, and it's, I think, R-ish, for language and innuendo. I'd like to think it's set sometime after The Last Resort.
"Snape!"
"What?"
"You aren't even making an effort!"
"That's because it's ridiculous."
"What's ridiculous. Huh?"
"Ow. Stop twisting my arm, you imbecile!"
"What. Is. Ridiculous?"
"Your pretending you're trying to fight me. I can feel you against my arse, for goodness' sake!"
"That's my hip."
"Yeah. Right."
"What is this supposed to mean?"
"It means, let go of my arm and let me turn around. You could at least have the decency to face me."
"I quite like you facing the wall."
"Black. Let me go. It's damn hard-"
"Yeah, it is quite-"
"I mean the wall!"
"Mmh. So do I."
"So what's your hand doing there?"
"Just checking. Hm, I've seen harder, though..."
"Take your fucking hand, uh, away. Bastard."
"Was that a moan, Snape?"
"Most certainly... not. And stop. Breathing in my, ah, ear."
"I think it was."
...
"You know I prefer you moaning than talking, Snape."
"Stop! Please."
"Say that again."
"Stop!"
"No. The other."
"Please. Oh."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. Please."
"Open your legs. Wider. Yeah, like that."
"What the hell are you doing?"
"What does it look like, hm?"
"You haven't got any- Oh. Oh."
"Handy little spell, isn't it? What does it feel like?"
"Loose. Put your cock in, now."
"So demanding, Severus..."
"Black. Now!"
"Push back. Slowly. Ah! No! I said, slowly!"
"Hm. I thought you liked it... hard."
"Want it hard, do you?"
"Don't pull my hair. I- No! No biting, Black!"
"If you opened your collar, I'd only leave marks where no-one would see them. No? All right. Your throat is a good enough option, under the circumstances. - Ah. I knew you'd be reasonable."
"Bad. Dog."
"That's so not working, Snape. Snape! Stop that!"
"Stop what?"
"Stop. Fucking yourself on me!"
"Seeing. As. You. Are. Refusing. To. Do. Anything, I seem to have no choice. - Was that a moan, Sirius?"
"Wha-? No. Ah. It wasn't. Ooh."
"Hm-mm."
"You wait. You wait, till I'm finished with you, you fucker. You'll be begging me to stop."
"I already have. To no effect."
"You'll be begging in earnest now."
"You wish. - Fuck!"
"Touch your cock!"
"No. Can't."
"Dammit, touch your fucking cock. - What are you laughing at?"
"It should have occurred to you, Black, that it's your cock that's fucking."
"Very witty. And now I want to see you wank off."
"I can't."
"Why the hell not?"
"Because there is no space! You're pushing me right into this goddamn wall!"
"Right. Right. Hold on."
"Ah!"
"Lean over the table. That's better. Yeah... Yeah, much better."
"Oh, fuck me!"
"Oh yes. Oh yes. God! Yes! Yes!"
"Ah. Ah! Harder!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh fuckinggoddamnholyfuckingshit! Fuck!"
"Ts, ts, that foul tongue of yours, Black."
"Shut up. Let me... clean it up a bit. Yeah, that's better. Move over now, I need to sit down."
"At least put your cock back in and spare me this indecent display."
"Considering where my cock has just been, you really shouldn't play squeamish."
"It's a matter of aesthetics. Your cock is not exactly the prettiest sight."
"You don't have to look at it."
"Oh, hold your tongue, Black."
...
"Sirius Black, unable to come up with a proper insult. One of these sweet moments worth cherishing in memory forever."
"I shouldn't expect there have been many sweet moments in your life the memory of which is worth cherishing."
"There have been... a few."
"Oh yeah?"
"Oh yes."
"Snape?"
"Yes?"
"Nothing. Nothing. I've just- I've almost thought you were about to kiss me."
"Hmph. Really, Black. That's stupid even by your standards."
"So what are you hanging around for?"
"Just buttoning up my robe. I think you ripped a couple of buttonholes. I will have to have my clothes patched up again. It's becoming embarrassing."
"It's not as though anyone'd suspect how you manage to have them ripped in the first place."
"Goodbye, Black."
"See you around. Oh, and, Snape - should you be giving Harry a hard time, I'll set Remus on you. I swear I will."
"Please, Black. That's pretty low, even by your standards."
"I swear."
Coming
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Date: 2003-12-01 12:04 am (UTC)"I can't."
"Why the hell not?"
"Because there is no space! You're pushing me right into this goddamn wall!"
Too funny.
I liked this even though I don't usually go for dialogue only stories. But this was cute and very sexy. And I liked Sirius threat to Snape, oddly very in character.
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Date: 2003-12-01 12:12 am (UTC)I don't like dialogue-only fics myself, but I am currently working and had no time for elaborating a plot... As minimal as it might be.
Lovely
Date: 2003-12-01 12:13 am (UTC)Re: Lovely
Date: 2003-12-01 12:18 am (UTC)Good to know you liked it. I, um, owe you an e-mail, which I will hopefully manage to write tomorrow.
And I'm looking forward to reading your Remus/Harry FQF fic...
Re: Lovely
Date: 2003-12-01 12:24 am (UTC)Re: Lovely
Date: 2003-12-01 12:27 am (UTC)I will definitely go and check out the fic ASAP...
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Date: 2003-12-01 12:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-01 12:35 am (UTC)Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2003-12-01 01:24 am (UTC)Loved every second of that. Dialogue-only fic is such a rarely-used device, too. It completely shouldn't be.
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Date: 2003-12-01 01:40 am (UTC)It's the first time I wrote a dialogue-only fic, and I'm glad it turned out all right. It was sort of fun, too, though I messed up the sequence at one point. But it's all fixed now.
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Date: 2003-12-01 12:58 pm (UTC)I love my snarky Snape/Black. They're so very entertaining.
Aw, I'm glad you liked the Remus bit. I was quite pleased with my mind for coming up with this idea.