OMG! I tortured Remus!

[donnaimmaculata]

My resolution to write more pointless smut somehow got out of hand. I honestly intended to write a short NC-17-rated Snape/Lupin featuring a silly Plot Device the sole purpose of which was to make them fuck, plus some blood, some violence, and lots of sex.

What I've got now is still the Plot Device, for which, however, I spent one hour researching on the Internet because I wanted to have some approximately accurate data, there's still blood, and violence, and some not-quite-beastiality - but they also insisted of having a talk afterwards. A long talk. God, these guys are such girls.

It's twenty pages long now and it ends on a fluffy note *facepalms* I blame the Christmas spirit.

So, is there any kind soul out there who'd like to beta it for me? I shall be ever so grateful and repay the beta in every way possible. I need a basic spelling/grammar/phrasing check, because I don't think I will change the, for lack of a better word, plot.

I also finished my SquickFest fic and need a beta for that one, too. *feels exceedingly greedy* I'm not asking my regular beta, because she's on her well-deserved holiday (Merry belated Christmas to you, Babycakes!), and because I don't want to afflict the SquickFest fic on an unsuspecting beta reader. It features hot shower action with Albus and Argus. Graphic shower action. NC-17-rated graphic shower action. With Dumbledore and Filch. With descriptions of Dumbledore's old-man penis. Very graphic descriptions of Dumbledore's penis. (Are you still with me,soawen?)

But, oh, James and Sirius and Remus and Peter are in it, too. If that's any encouragement.

Comments

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

LOL willing to help on either or both if needed. I need to do good deeds because of what I'm doing to Remus in the fic I'm writing anyhow ;-)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that would be lovely! The fics are not very elaborate, plot-wise, so what I require are really mostly corrections of grammar and such. And according to Juxian, whom I trust blindly, you are a beta extraordinaire... *insert pathetic sycophancy*

I hope you're not too cruel to poor Remus. He deserves some niceness from time to time. And how's your Argus/Peter fic going, anyway? This pairing inspired a line in my Squick Fic.

I'll just send you both fics, OK? *here goes greedy me again*

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best ;-)
Unfortunately I've been as cruel as can be to Remus *sniff* And he's far from the only one suffering, it's not a happy tale, but then I don't really see Lucius/Harry as plausibly fluffy *g*

Argus/Peter went on hold for a while, but is one of four I plan on getting finished before going back to work, along with the Lucius/Harry, the Snarry Snape-torturing and the Snarry for the AAA fest. I'm happily jumping around from one to the other at the moment as the mood takes me...

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Squick is on its way back to you now - letting you know here as well in case of yahoo being temperamental. If you don't get it just shout and will resend.

This pairing inspired a line in my Squick Fic.
Somehow I think I may have spotted that one *g*

[soawen.livejournal.com]

God, these guys are such girls. *hides pink ribbons and frilly dresses before you take that idea one step further*

Albus' *deep breath* penis *screws eyes shut* doesn't *steadies herself* bother me at all. Will focus on Argus - who are allowed to have a wrinkled, liver-spotted prick and I don't know why - in stead.

Would offer to beta, but English isn't my first language, so I doubt it would be very helpful.

Am looking forward to go eeeew over AD/AF ;)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Would offer to beta, but English isn't my first language, so I doubt it would be very helpful.

I know what you mean. I am reluctant to offer beta services myself, since the finer points of English do escape me. But thanks for considering it, anyway *g* I can send it along if you want to have a look anyway. You know, characterisation-wise and such... *eg*

Am looking forward to go eeeew over AD/AF ;)

I know what it must cost you - living in fear of upcoming Albus sex. I do hope you will go eeew. I mean, I hope it's eeeew-y enough. (But hey, how couldn't it? It's got Naked!Albus!)

[soawen.livejournal.com]

I'm always living in fear of seeing the words 'Albus' and 'sex' anywhere near each other ;)

You are welcome to send it my way if you think I can help, but I doubt I'll be anywhere near a computer before next week-end.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I'm at my parents' place with sporadical computer access only, so I know well enough what it's like. I'm hoping for my fic to be back from beta by next weekend, and then you will be able to "enjoy" it in its full glory anyway.

I'm always living in fear of seeing the words 'Albus' and 'sex' anywhere near each other

As I don't think I'm using the word "sex" in the fic at all, you should be quite safe ;-)