Silencio

So, the Silencing Charm is used in Hogwarts dormitories so that the students can indulge in some quiet wanking or shagging. But is that canon? I don't remember that sort of Silencing Charm existing in the books. (Also, I am not a great fan of it. If drowning out any sounds were that simple, Harry could easily prevent Ron from hearing his nightmares, and IIRC this is something he worries about in OotP.) The only Silencing Charm I can think of is the one cast on living creatures (bullfrogs and ravens) in Flitwick's class. Somehow, the idea of Harry and Ron casting Silencing Charms on each other before wanking each other off is oddly appealing. Has anyone ever used it in a fic? (Doesn't have to be Harry and Ron, though.)

Save the Males

camillabloom linked to this site the other day, which abounds in interesting theories by truly manly men and features articles titled:

- Women Look to Men for Leadership
- Illuminati Sex Slaves Paint Horrifying Picture
- Bush Victory Could Foil Occult Plot
- Frigid Women Are Usually Feminists
- Now Hollywood Sexualizes Grannies (Ooh, I definitely have to read this one!)
- Lucifer is the Secret God of Secular Society
- From Homemakers to Corporate Mistresses
- We're Being Brainwashed to be Gay
- How I became a Mensch: After Feminism Stole my Identity

I have only read one or two of these articles, but am having much fun with the headlines already. I also came across this gem:

"Alters" are mind-controlled personalities. Illuminati families like the Bushes subject their children to mind control. They worship Satan and brainwash their children by subjecting them to severe traumatic experiences, such as torture or witnessing the murder of a baby. At these times the mind disassociates and splinters into different personalities that can be programmed and recalled. These personalities are called "alters."

Apparently, one of those articles claims that Cheney is not a pederast because his large genitals horrify children.

The Judeo Masonic Roots of Modern Culture opens with the words Modern "culture" is a product of the Luciferian conspiracy against Christian Civilization and talks about a play which opened in London about "sexual love" between a married man and a goat. Aberforth/Goat, anyone?

*goes off to read about the sexualisation of grannies*

ETA: The Sexualisation of Grannies:

A woman's physical attraction is a function of her fertility. To pretend otherwise is cruel and insulting, not just to older women but to all heterosexuals.

Sexual appeal is related to one stage of life: courtship, mating and procreation. Postmenopausal women should not be made to compete with young women on this basis.

A friend married 30 years wrote to me: "Old naked women are repulsive. A wife of age, however, is beautiful because of history; and when a man looks at his wife he sees the young girl he married, not the age and wrinkles, as her eyes light up for him."

Postmenopausal women deserve dignity and respect. They are our mothers, grandmothers and wives. Their beauty derives from their soul. Their importance lies in the love they give their families.

Men cannot afford to be with women who do not accept their leadership.

HP/Narnia Crossover

It's two more days until deadline, and I already posted the crossover fic I wrote for prurient_badger. That's a first.

Title: Crossroads
Crossover: HP/Narnia
Word Count: 3,940
Rating: R for disturbing contents and mild slash
Characters: Edmund-centric
Disclaimer: I own neither The Chronicles of Narnia nor Harry Potter.
Summary: While exploring the White Witch's house, Edmund has a strange encounter
Notes: I took liberties with the timeline in The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe. This story is set in the half hour between Edmund's arrival in the White Witch's house and their setting off after Peter, Susan, Lucy and the Beavers.

Beta-read by the fabulous rosina_alcona, who owns my heart, and, if she so chooses, my firstborn.

Crossroads