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The Ultimate Harry Potter Whorehouse Fic
Mar. 19th, 2006 04:38 pmLast night, I dreamt I was writing a Fanny Hill pastiche of Harry Potter, using John Cleland's style and setting and only changing the names and the characters' sex, if necessary. I had the plot all ready: Harry Potter is Fanny Hill and he leaves the Dursleys for the big city. Once in the brothel of Hogwarts, he experiences his sexual initiation with Cedric Diggory, ( who takes up Phoebe's part )
Cedric, the perv, is not satisfied with getting Harry off and makes him - not wank him off, because I'm quoting verbatim from the original text and Phoebe has nothing to be wanked - but fist him. ( Kinky! )
Later, Fanny!Harry (which would be an excellent nickname for a feminised Harry sporting a man-vagina) is almost raped by Snape. ( Thusly: )
But then, after a series of voyeuristic sessions, during which Fanny!Harry learns to appreciate the beauty of a male body, the noble and beautiful Bill Weasley comes to fetch him, and ( and Fanny!Harry is finally deflowered: )
That's it. This is where the dream ended. I am too lazy to write the whole thing, but the excerpts give a pretty good impression of what the final product would look like. Oh, and it's not porn, BTW. It's erotica.
Cedric, the perv, is not satisfied with getting Harry off and makes him - not wank him off, because I'm quoting verbatim from the original text and Phoebe has nothing to be wanked - but fist him. ( Kinky! )
Later, Fanny!Harry (which would be an excellent nickname for a feminised Harry sporting a man-vagina) is almost raped by Snape. ( Thusly: )
But then, after a series of voyeuristic sessions, during which Fanny!Harry learns to appreciate the beauty of a male body, the noble and beautiful Bill Weasley comes to fetch him, and ( and Fanny!Harry is finally deflowered: )
That's it. This is where the dream ended. I am too lazy to write the whole thing, but the excerpts give a pretty good impression of what the final product would look like. Oh, and it's not porn, BTW. It's erotica.
