It's a bit late, because the horse-fuck wank has entertained the whole of LJ land for days and is dying down now, but I have only just come across the perfect comment on it. And it's never too late to throw in a bit of Pratchett.
You've got to sing this in a thin, shaky voice, preferably whilst dancing on a table with a mug of beer in your hand:
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have this to say as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have a ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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My icon has never been so appropriate.
You've got to sing this in a thin, shaky voice, preferably whilst dancing on a table with a mug of beer in your hand:
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have this to say as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have a ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
( Click here for the rest )
My icon has never been so appropriate.