New challenge on wizardwank!

[donnaimmaculata]

Where I live, today feels like the first day of autumn. I feel like summer has been non-existant this year.

Anyway, this doesn't have to be a bad thing. Llama and I have issued an autumny challenge on wizardwank: The Hallowe'en Masque Ball. Go and have a look and drop a comment if you'd like to participate or if you have any questions (or if you just want to tell us how marvellous you find the idea, we won't complain).

Why is it that I tend to spend an extraordinarily high number of nights getting drunk with young men and discussing porn and masturbation? And my hangovers have taken to assuming an odd shape lately...

Comments

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I hope your weather isn't on it's way to us. We had a lovely day. Lots of sun, some clouds, lower to mid 80s. Storm probably on its way, though.

And yay! I was kinda sad that wizardwank was coming to an end.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

It's not cold over here, but very windy, and the weather gives the impression of autumn rather than summer.

And yay! I was kinda sad that wizardwank was coming to an end.

Deadline's approaching, and I haven't managed to finish my wankfic yet! Pathetic! *shakes head*

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

I'm in the middle of describing the plot to roseanguina right now, and she's laughing her head off, while I'm saying, no, no, it will be very tragic!

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

BTW, are the comments supposed to be disallowed on the Hallowe'en wank challenge post?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Disallowed? I wasn't aware they were. Weird, I didn't do anything to disallow them.

*goes off to fix it*

[soawen.livejournal.com]

Let me get this straight: You are complaining about getting drunk with young men and discussing porn?! Who are you, and what have you done to the real Donna?

Am so going to do the Hallowe'en challenge! Lovely idea. The Filch-thing for September is away for betaing, but it should satisfy the possibly existing people who likes Filch doing it in front of the basilisk ;P

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

You are complaining about getting drunk with young men and discussing porn?!

Ah, not complaining, not as such.

Just thought I mention it, in passing... *g*

And yay! for Filch!wank! Who wouldn't like Filch doing it in front of the basilisk?

[soawen.livejournal.com]

That would be a strange person indeed. Our dear fandom_scruples, perhaps? OMG teh cheeeldren! ... I know feel the need to rewrite it and add Harry somewhere. And Tom Riddle. And Ginny.

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

And Hagrid. He's childlike.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I remember there was this discussion about basilisk chan...

Hagrid could bring Aragog along, and everyone's happy.

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

Hey, who was supposed to write the basilisk chan, do you remember?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

chazpure. I've just looked it up. We should poke her...

[soawen.livejournal.com]

And because we need someone with hair.

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

it should satisfy the possibly existing people who likes Filch doing it in front of the basilisk

OMG, you discovered my sekrit kink! ;-)

[soawen.livejournal.com]

LOL Only if you prefer your basilisk alive - no corpses in this one. (Gods, now I want to write zombie!basilisk. Help.)

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

Hey, this is the second time in 24 hours that I've been accused of liking necrophilia!

(Igor/Reg Shoe OTP - where P stands for Parts)

[soawen.livejournal.com]

Hey, this is the second time in 24 hours that I've been accused of liking necrophilia!

I wasn't accusing you of liking it, I was just warning you the poor creature was alive ;P

(Igor/Reg Shoe OTP - where P stands for Parts)

LOL

I can just imagine it: "I don't care what you would like, I will not have an extra ... you know! It's like using other people's dirty underwear, and besides, you can just stitch mine back on again!"

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I never even thought of that. OMG, the possibilities!

In my one Reg/Igor drabble, pieces of Reg are always falling off during sex, and Igor collects them and keeps them in a *shoe*box under the bed.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Igor/Reg so needs to be written!

Reg gets all wound up about Igor tinkering with, ah, parts in his spare time. "Just because they belong to members of the dead community doesn't mean you can treat them like objects!"

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

If I were writing Discworld fic, they would so be my OTP!

Oh, and *dies* (and no, you can't scavenge my parts!)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

They've definitely have the makings of OTP.

But: soawen (and don't ask me why she's always involved in the creation of such concepts) has come up with BorrowingBinky!Granny/Death. Now there's a pairing that makes my brain explode.

[soawen.livejournal.com]

*head desks* Even with the ** I didn't get that one on the first read. I need coffee.

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

OK, to be honest? I didn't either till someone pointed it out - "OMG, he keeps the parts in a SHOEbox."

So I was only subconsciously brilliant.

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

I feel like summer has been non-existant this year
same here *looks gloomily at sky*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

It's still warm, but the wind carries the smell of autumn and the sky looks autumny already *sighs* But at least the wasps seem to have disappeared.