Question regarding the taste and components of sperm

[donnaimmaculata]

I need it for a fic, honestly!

Surely I am not the only one who...
...who finds that sometimes sperm leaves an acidic afterburn/aftertaste. As far as I know, it is not a naturally acidic substance. So, can a certain diet (citrus fruit? pineapples? alcohol?) turn it slightly more acidic? (The answer I'm hoping for is "yes".)

Comments

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it!

Call me oversensitive, but sperm often feels acidic to me. According to medical info, it shouldn't be. So either the men I've knows are some weird mutants (eww!) or there is something wrong with my sensory perception. Anyway, I needed Remus to develop extra-strong killing come for plot purposes.

[rosina-alcona.livejournal.com]

No, I think you're right. Maybe it's the European diet? Or the beer? It buuurns us precious!

Needless to say, I can barely WAIT to read this fic...

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

It's already posted - in my last post (unbeta'd and potentially squicky!).

Maybe this is why so many woman want to change their SOs diets? "You need your vitamins" is an euphemism for "Your come burns and I will most certainly not swallow!"

[rosina-alcona.livejournal.com]

the oesophagus-protector diet! they should only eat chocolate and ice cream. Silly boys - if they could make their sperm nice flavours we would spend much longer on them!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they should approach the whole "say no to drugs, cigarettes and alcohol" campaigns from a different angle: tell the kids that if they go on a healthy diet, they will have more people go down on them.