The Babbling Fun Continues

[donnaimmaculata]

babb_chronicles continues being a source of great joy. My favourite for today is the following quote:

hagrid teaches sex.ed and there is no comc
hagrid loves small friendly animals

How might the story go, I wondered, and came up with:

"hagrid teaches students how to love small friendly animals too
the gryffindors like the nice tickly feeling
draco malfoy squirms uncomfortably
he remembers the ferret incident
(moody also likes small friendly animals)
crabbe and goyle grunt, cuz they're fat & stoopid
hermione is very advanced and has already started on medium-sized-and-not-quite-so-friendly animals
the end."

I still wonder about COMC. Surely this is an acronym for some very bizarre play?

Comments

[oakwonder.livejournal.com]

Mya Conavora sounds like a great big animal Hermione who is not Grainger is studying.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

True. Mya Conavora could be the Latin name for the Blast-Ended Skrewt.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Hagrid teaching sex ed. I did not want that mental image.

Swatkat

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

It could be fun, actually. I would be very much interested in hearing about inter-species mating, and Hagrid's the half-giant to provide the info.

*is morbidly curious*

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

*is morbidly curious*

Damn, so am I!

Swatkat

[rosina-alcona.livejournal.com]

god, this thing makes my Fridays. For some reason, this one is making me laugh the most is this:

"What's a Chimera?" asked Cho unaware of some land animals.

I can't explain why? but...heheheheh!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I'm rather fond of the "French" who "prefer poodles". This is just so random.

[rosina-alcona.livejournal.com]

and so knowledgable about the French. Get that Alsatian out of my country. OUT I say! (says Fleur)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Because all French live in Paris and get manicure every other day. The women wear Chanel costumes and carry around poodles, and the men wear thin moustaches and carry around baguettes *nods*

[snitchnip-chill.livejournal.com]

COMC = Care Of Magical Creatures

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Yeah, someone pointed this out over at babb_chronicles. I thought it was some sort of misspelling, as I didn't expect it to actually make sense.

[snitchnip-chill.livejournal.com]

I've never seen babb_chronicles before. I suspect I'll be doing a bit of reading today, it looks good. :)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

It's great fun. It regularly gives me laughter-induced stomach ache. I discovered it around Christmas and read all posts on one day. I was literally howling with laughter. Enjoy :-)

[lovedforaday.livejournal.com]

hagrid teaches sex.ed and there is no comc
hagrid loves small friendly animals

I think I've seen that fic before.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Did your brain explode?

[lovedforaday.livejournal.com]

No, but it felt like it was going to.