The Babbling Fun Continues

[donnaimmaculata]

babb_chronicles continues being a source of great joy. My favourite for today is the following quote:

hagrid teaches sex.ed and there is no comc
hagrid loves small friendly animals

How might the story go, I wondered, and came up with:

"hagrid teaches students how to love small friendly animals too
the gryffindors like the nice tickly feeling
draco malfoy squirms uncomfortably
he remembers the ferret incident
(moody also likes small friendly animals)
crabbe and goyle grunt, cuz they're fat & stoopid
hermione is very advanced and has already started on medium-sized-and-not-quite-so-friendly animals
the end."

I still wonder about COMC. Surely this is an acronym for some very bizarre play?

Comments

[lovedforaday.livejournal.com]

No, but it felt like it was going to.