There was a girl and I have no idea who she was, but she liked the idea of sex with chocolate, but it kept melting, so she tried eminems instead, as they are not supposed to melt quite so quickly. She hoped they would feel like a hand ful of Tiny Ben Wa balls, but sadly, they didn't feel like much of anything at all. Then she got thrush. The end.
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Date: 2005-05-03 03:56 pm (UTC)There was a girl and I have no idea who she was, but she liked the idea of sex with chocolate, but it kept melting, so she tried eminems instead, as they are not supposed to melt quite so quickly. She hoped they would feel like a hand ful of Tiny Ben Wa balls, but sadly, they didn't feel like much of anything at all. Then she got thrush. The end.