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[1] - List your top 10 celebrity crushes.
[2] - Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 to 1, 1 being my number one fixation)
[3] - Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
[4] - Supply photos for said people.
[5] - Tag five people!
My celebrity crushes come and go, what with me being volatile like a hormonal teenager, but I managed to settle on ten in the end. And as I couldn't make my mind up as to which pictures to use, I decided to go for the NakedWetSlutty ones.
Julian Rhind-Tutt. Okay, so this is cheating. He's neither naked not wet, nor particularly slutty in this one, nor is he really a celebrity crush, because it's Mac, his character on "Green Wing", I lust after. But nevermind. Mac's got red hair (only not really) and freckles. He’s also got a sharp tongue, which he uses to kiss you in the toilet, if convenient. I would totally do him.
Jared Leto. “Requiem fora Dream”. He was so good at being totally hopped up on, um, various substances, how could I not love him? Plus, the corners of his mouth are always slightly curved up, like a cat's, and he’s dark-haired and thin, and, as you will see, this is a bit of a trend.
Julianne Moore. My idea of perfect female beauty: that lush red hair and these fine features, mmm... It was “Benny and Joon” that did it for me. I want to sink down on my knees and worship her.
Jeremy Irons. No idea when this one got me hooked: “Damage” must have been one of the first Jeremy films I ever saw. He’s older than my parents, and yet I’m not grossed out at the thought of having sex with him. No, not at all grossed out. Even though it might be bad taste to use the horse picture before the horse wank has died down.
Johnny Depp. I think I first saw him in “21 Jump Street” and didn’t understand what the fuss was all about. Then I saw “Cry-Baby” and it became apparent what the fuss was all about. I have been married to him ever since: The other crushes come and go, Johnny stays.
Ewan McGregor. “Shallow Grave”. I totally fell for Alex Law. Ewan is one of the long-standing crushes and the intensity of my lusting for him varies, but I am quite confident that he’ll always have a place in my top ten. Reddish hair, freckles … mm… And look at these ribs!
Aidan Gillen. I’m cheating again, because I don’t really know anything about Aidan Gillen, but his Stuart Jones on "Queer as Folk" is the hottest gay man on earth and could teach Captain Jack Harkness a few tricks. Also, he’s dark-haired and thin and has an Irish accent, and he licks other men’s backs. And butts.
Michelle Gomez. Ah, Michelle! “Green Wing”, last spring. Sue White is the best female character ever and I want to be just like her, insanity and all. And Michelle is hot. Seriously, utterly, deliciously hot.
Eddie Izzard. “Glorious” was the first show I encountered. It was just the audio file, but it was enough for me to fall for him helplessly; I think he got me with the "huge, fuck-off beards". He’s got reddish hair and freckles and he wears make-up and corsets. Plus, I think of him in the shower, because the turny-button thing, it lies to me, oh yes, it lies.
David Tennant. He sort-of-but-not-quite captured my attention at the end of “Parting of the Ways”. But, to quote myself, “It's such a shame. I could really love him madly, and he just so happens to be pretty much my type, what with the dark eyes and pointy cheekbones and the healthy skinniness (I bet he's got delightful collarbones), and I really like the hair and the mouth - but his propensity to emphasise the mania by raising his eyebrows and opening his eyes wide grates on my nerves.” But then I decided to give him a shot and watched “Casanova”, and that was that. David cunningly combines all the features I like: Tall? Check. Skinny? Check. Dark eyes? Check. Dark hair? Check. Yet reddish hair? Check. Freckles? Check. He’s custom-made to cater for my needs, he really is. Also, it only takes two glasses of wine, apparently, and he's mine (and yes, I included this particular picture because of the quote). I could manage that *licks David*
Hm, I think I should move to Scotland.
This took for-bloody-ever. I'm not bothered about tagging anyone, but if you like to share your obsessions, by all means, please do!
badonkatonks)[1] - List your top 10 celebrity crushes.
[2] - Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 to 1, 1 being my number one fixation)
[3] - Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
[4] - Supply photos for said people.
[5] - Tag five people!
My celebrity crushes come and go, what with me being volatile like a hormonal teenager, but I managed to settle on ten in the end. And as I couldn't make my mind up as to which pictures to use, I decided to go for the NakedWetSlutty ones.
Julian Rhind-Tutt. Okay, so this is cheating. He's neither naked not wet, nor particularly slutty in this one, nor is he really a celebrity crush, because it's Mac, his character on "Green Wing", I lust after. But nevermind. Mac's got red hair (only not really) and freckles. He’s also got a sharp tongue, which he uses to kiss you in the toilet, if convenient. I would totally do him.
Jared Leto. “Requiem fora Dream”. He was so good at being totally hopped up on, um, various substances, how could I not love him? Plus, the corners of his mouth are always slightly curved up, like a cat's, and he’s dark-haired and thin, and, as you will see, this is a bit of a trend.
Julianne Moore. My idea of perfect female beauty: that lush red hair and these fine features, mmm... It was “Benny and Joon” that did it for me. I want to sink down on my knees and worship her.
Jeremy Irons. No idea when this one got me hooked: “Damage” must have been one of the first Jeremy films I ever saw. He’s older than my parents, and yet I’m not grossed out at the thought of having sex with him. No, not at all grossed out. Even though it might be bad taste to use the horse picture before the horse wank has died down.
Johnny Depp. I think I first saw him in “21 Jump Street” and didn’t understand what the fuss was all about. Then I saw “Cry-Baby” and it became apparent what the fuss was all about. I have been married to him ever since: The other crushes come and go, Johnny stays.
Ewan McGregor. “Shallow Grave”. I totally fell for Alex Law. Ewan is one of the long-standing crushes and the intensity of my lusting for him varies, but I am quite confident that he’ll always have a place in my top ten. Reddish hair, freckles … mm… And look at these ribs!
Aidan Gillen. I’m cheating again, because I don’t really know anything about Aidan Gillen, but his Stuart Jones on "Queer as Folk" is the hottest gay man on earth and could teach Captain Jack Harkness a few tricks. Also, he’s dark-haired and thin and has an Irish accent, and he licks other men’s backs. And butts.
Michelle Gomez. Ah, Michelle! “Green Wing”, last spring. Sue White is the best female character ever and I want to be just like her, insanity and all. And Michelle is hot. Seriously, utterly, deliciously hot.
Eddie Izzard. “Glorious” was the first show I encountered. It was just the audio file, but it was enough for me to fall for him helplessly; I think he got me with the "huge, fuck-off beards". He’s got reddish hair and freckles and he wears make-up and corsets. Plus, I think of him in the shower, because the turny-button thing, it lies to me, oh yes, it lies.
David Tennant. He sort-of-but-not-quite captured my attention at the end of “Parting of the Ways”. But, to quote myself, “It's such a shame. I could really love him madly, and he just so happens to be pretty much my type, what with the dark eyes and pointy cheekbones and the healthy skinniness (I bet he's got delightful collarbones), and I really like the hair and the mouth - but his propensity to emphasise the mania by raising his eyebrows and opening his eyes wide grates on my nerves.” But then I decided to give him a shot and watched “Casanova”, and that was that. David cunningly combines all the features I like: Tall? Check. Skinny? Check. Dark eyes? Check. Dark hair? Check. Yet reddish hair? Check. Freckles? Check. He’s custom-made to cater for my needs, he really is. Also, it only takes two glasses of wine, apparently, and he's mine (and yes, I included this particular picture because of the quote). I could manage that *licks David*
Hm, I think I should move to Scotland.
This took for-bloody-ever. I'm not bothered about tagging anyone, but if you like to share your obsessions, by all means, please do!
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