Teh Sparkly

[donnaimmaculata]

Everything I know about Twilight I have learned from my flist, and I know that I will never, ever read the books. I never intended to waste any words on them, either, but I would like some confirmation that what I've now read is true:

Bella gives birth to Edmund's Sparkly!Vampire!Magical!WerewolfSoulmate!Baby and the following things happen in the process:

a) she pukes blood
b) the Sparkly!Vampire!Magical!WerewolfSoulmate!Baby breaks her pelvis and her spine
c) Edmund uses his awesome sparkly marble teeth to bite the Sparkly!Vampire!Magical!WerewolfSoulmate!Baby free from the womb

Really? I mean, seriously? Because if so, then this is the most beautiful cracky squick ever, and I am seriously impressed with SMeyer. I would have never dared to put anything like that into a novel I intend to be published and read by children.

Then again, I am not a romantic :-(

Comments

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I remember I downloaded the PDFs some time ago, but I've no idea where I saved them to and what the file was called! Couldn't be bothered to go looking properly for them yet, since I'm not going to read them in any case. But I think I should have them, as a zeitzeugnis.

[fourth_rose]

If you need them again, let me know :)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

If I do, you'll know that I hit rock bottom ;-)