Happy Birthday, Nny!

[donnaimmaculata]

God bless different time zones, eh?

I've got a little pressie for you. It's cut for silliness and the Worst Pun I've Ever Written.



"What, Lupin, is your hand doing here?"

"You invited me along, Severus, remember?"

"Move it down there, goddammit!" Snape let his head fall back. "Aah."

"That better, Severus?" Lupin’s voice held merely a trace of laughter, yet a lot of growl.

"Faster," Snape moaned. "Let me... Stop!... Taste you."

Lupin’s curse whipped through the sound of laboured breathing and the rustling of clothes. "Fuck!"

EXCUSE ME.

Both men jumped.

I HEARD I COULD FIND A SKILLED DEATH EATER IN THIS CHAMBER.

Snape mumbled something incomprehensible before he remembered to remove the offending object from his mouth.

I’M HERE. EAT ME.