I've finished my first fic for the Trope Bingo challenge. And it is a wingfic!

Title: Pie in the Sky
Author: Donna Immaculata
Fandom: Discworld
Summary: Nobby Nobbs has a life-changing experience. So does Granny Weatherwax.
Rating: PG
Genre: parody, crack & silliness
Word count: 3000
Notes: Written for the Trope Bingo challenge: simultaneous double-line bingo using the tropes: wingfic and telepathy/mindmeld

With grovelling apologies to Franz Kafka and Monty Python.

Pie in the Sky
This icon has never been so appropriate.

The immensely prolific [livejournal.com profile] bethbethbeth ran the [livejournal.com profile] disc_fest, and I did art. And Art.

Artist: [livejournal.com profile] donnaimmaculata
Title: Gytha and Giamo with an Orangutan
Characters and/or Pairing(s): Gytha Ogg/Giamo Casanunda
Rating: R
Medium: Watercolours
Possible warnings and/or enticements: Full-frontal nudity. Human/Dwarf pairing. With bonus Greebo, Librarian and a massive Johnson.
Summary: Nanny and Casanunda's second date goes as might have been expected. By him, anyway.
Artist's Notes: Answer to prompt # 10. Art of Nanny Ogg and/or Perdita, in a style inspired by (or parodying) Titian. More specifically, it's a parody of this painting: Venus and Cupid with an Organist. You might well wonder what the Librarian is doing interfering in such an intimate scene, but then - what is the organist doing in the original?

For the Audience's convenience, I created two version: One is bog-standard art.

The other is Art and hence SFW:

See bigger pictures here )
It's a bit late, because the horse-fuck wank has entertained the whole of LJ land for days and is dying down now, but I have only just come across the perfect comment on it. And it's never too late to throw in a bit of Pratchett.

You've got to sing this in a thin, shaky voice, preferably whilst dancing on a table with a mug of beer in your hand:

Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have this to say as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have a ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Click here for the rest )

My icon has never been so appropriate.
Okay, so I went to see Kingdom of Heaven. It made me realise one thing: Not only are all libraries connected via L-Space, no, all movies are, too. I'm sure the Reader in Invisible Writings could deduct the nature of all movies not yet made, never to be made and almost-made-but-the-budget-ran-out-and-then-the-star-topped-herself by watching the films that already exist.

It also made me think of the Trousers of Time, and how some characters seem to try to replay their fomer parts and iron out mistakes they made in the past. It doesn't always work out, though.

Anyway, to say it with the words of a friend of mine: How the fuck did they play those parts with no trace of self-irony?*

By Jingo! )
Another wonderful fic written for the [livejournal.com profile] crossover_hp challenge: Voldemort meets his Death at last. HP/Discworld crossover. A hilarious piece, featuring a wonderful Death, Mrs. Flamel's cream cake and, of course, a Game. Cake or Death?, PG
I wrote my first Discworld fic, Mostly Human, aided by my wonderful betas [livejournal.com profile] rosina_alcona (who's probably still recovering from Hogmanay, eh?) and [livejournal.com profile] soawen. I'm reposting it here because I didn't figure out how to format the footnotes in the Yuletide archive.

Title: Mostly Human
Summary: Cosmic rules cannot be overridden.
Rating: G
Characters: Susan, Lord Vetinari, Wuffles
Warnings: extremely silly puns, footnotes, a game of cards
Disclaimer: I'm sure no-one can accuse me of owning Lord Vetinari. Or Susan, for that matter.

Spot the Harry Potter reference. )

Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] bethbethbeth for the rec :-)
Finished reading "Going Postal" today.

Am now ridiculously in love with Havelock Vetinari.

But where was Wuffles?
Thank you so much! Your parcel arrived today, and a cool-ass postcard is in the making.

I'd have loved to give you an Aziraphale/Crowley drabble, but I haven't started reading the book yet, so here's just a traditional cross-over to say, "Thank you".

Much too long for a drabble, because I haven't slept for 24 hours now and my brain won't cooperate the way it should. )
It's occured to me that it's been a long time since I posted anything fannish. To remedy this, I give you a selection of completely random and totally unconnected concepts and theories, which are not really stated in canon, but which I take for granted until Rowling proves me wrong:

Remus has no scars )

Remus hates Snape )

Lavender will die and Parvati will become a Seer )

ETA: Lavender and Parvati are not interchangeable )

Harry does not want to shag Snape )

The stringy Slytherin boy who can see the Thestrals in the Care of Magical Creatures class is Blaise Zabini )

Dumbledore channels Granny Weatherwax )


I was going to watch "From Hell" tonight and swoon over Johnny Depp (because I've been swooning over him for a few weeks now, and why stop when I'm having so much fun?). But then I read [livejournal.com profile] rosina_alcona's post on the hotness that is Mr. Darcy - and it made me crave the Darcy experience as well. So what should I do? I got my mind set on Johnny quite firmly. And he can do some damn hot smouldering, too!

I think "From Hell" it's going to be...


Jan. 3rd, 2004 05:06 pm
I've been having fun catching up on some writing. Behind the cut are a couple of drabbles inspired by [livejournal.com profile] hpsquick100, which I haven't posted to the community because - all of a sudden - the week would be over and a new challenge assigned.

Some light squick )
On reading [livejournal.com profile] isiscolo's not-quite-slashy fic here, it occurred to me that the main area of application for the Invisibility Cloak is to spy on other people having sex and wank in the process. (Unless you're Peter, in which case it is used for kitchen raids.)

Nothing wrong with it, of course. But as the cloak is to be kept secret, Harry's not very likely to have it laundered. And as Harry doesn't strike me as the type to do the necessary washing himself, it leads to one conclusion: The Invisibility Cloak reeks of cum. It is soaked with the sperm of members of at least two generations (plus food and drink spillt by clumsy Peter during his kitchen sessions). It doesn't float gently, enveloping the wearer's form, it is stiff with dried semen and creaks eerily when bent.

In Discworld news: I adore the way [livejournal.com profile] soawen's brain works. Commenting on my Snupin drabble for [livejournal.com profile] villainny, she came up with the perfect partner for Death: BorrowingBinky!Granny. I was laughing for five minutes straight, and giggling happily for some fifteen minutes longer. Now, this opens wholly new possiblities for Slut!Granny, getting it on with all possible (and impossible) animals in Lancre. Including Borrowing Greebo while he pleasures Nanny.

Can you tell how much I'm looking forward to [livejournal.com profile] dwsquick100?

In Very Sad News: The two longish fics I have been writing, the Snape/Black on tropical island and the Snape/Lupin featuring Lupin with his hands tied behind his back, are gone. Well, not exactly gone, not as such. Merely inaccessible. I had my brother replace my old hard disk with a new one and burned all my Word files on CD to be copied to the new disk. And guess what? The computer refuses to open any of the files on the CD. I am at a loss, and even my brother, who's really smart with computers and who's installed the burner and software, is unable to tell me how to fix it. I am lucky, I guess, that it wasn't important files like work or uni stuff, but still. I want my Snack back.
God bless different time zones, eh?

I've got a little pressie for you. It's cut for silliness and the Worst Pun I've Ever Written.

Le Grand Morte )
During the past few weeks, I've been having insanely much fun with a RP that might interest you, [livejournal.com profile] mimine, and also [livejournal.com profile] villainny (in case you haven't stumbled across it already). I'm playing Lady Lilith de Tempscire [livejournal.com profile] the_good_one in a Discworld RP, and am impressed by my brilliant co-players each day anew, who are so amazingly in character (and pretty!) and come up with such incredibly hilarious concepts. And dialogues.

Oh, and it's slashy, too.

Behind the cut, I will tell you whom I'm sexually compatible with and will disclose the four truths and one lie about myself. Possibly worth reading. )
The amazing [livejournal.com profile] villainny did it! She did it! She wrote a Death/Sirius drabble, and it's oh, so beautiful.

For all you people out there who don't know Death: he's an anthropomorphic personification and, um, lives in the Discworld. For all you people who know Death: Go read!

The entire thread is full to bursting with wonderful, hilarious, darkish, witty HP/Discworld crossover drabbles, and even if you don't care for Pratchett, they're definitely worth reading.

I do care for Pratchett, and my first attempt at HP fanfiction was, in fact, a crossover. It didn't work for many reasons I better cut. )

I might be absent from LJ for a few days. A friend is staying at my place and he will force me to turn my entire attention towards RL. Some people are quite inconsiderate.



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