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Inspired by
camillabloom's comment on my inability to spell 'Lockhart':
Title: The Return of the Muses
Word Count: 100
It was nice to be able to remember again.
Some memoried were a bit fuzzy, but on the whole, he was doing fine. Most memories were good: full of dazzling smiles and alabaster skin and firm hands and lush hair and sparkling eyes.
All his own, of course.
There was also another memory. Of smell and heat and wild.
He twirled his quill between elegant fingers. Joined handwriting wasn’t so hard when one got the hang of it. And with this title, a bestseller was a dead cert.
In lilac ink, Gilderoy Lockhart carefully painted the words:
Gobbling with Grims.
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The next masterpiece is inspired by
mctabby's offer of absinthe poetry here. The Shrieking Shack incident (PoA) in a nutshell.
A/N: I originally intended to write a normal and a slash version. This one is the normal one. I decided a slash one wasn't required.
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Title: The Return of the Muses
Word Count: 100
It was nice to be able to remember again.
Some memoried were a bit fuzzy, but on the whole, he was doing fine. Most memories were good: full of dazzling smiles and alabaster skin and firm hands and lush hair and sparkling eyes.
All his own, of course.
There was also another memory. Of smell and heat and wild.
He twirled his quill between elegant fingers. Joined handwriting wasn’t so hard when one got the hang of it. And with this title, a bestseller was a dead cert.
In lilac ink, Gilderoy Lockhart carefully painted the words:
Gobbling with Grims.
*********
The next masterpiece is inspired by
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See Sirius Black.
See Harry Potter.
Sirius Black is evil.
See Remus Lupin.
Hear Lupin explain.
Sirius Black is good.
See Severus Snape.
Snape is deranged.
He ties Lupin up.
See Snape swoon.
See Wormtail sweat.
Black ties up Snape.
See Lupin change.
Bite, Sirius, bite!
Wormtail is so out of here.
See children hide
Behind strong Snape.
Snape ties Black up.
See the Patronus.
Shoot, Harry, shoot
Silver stuff from your wand!
See Buckbeak fly.
Ride, Sirius, ride!
Lie low at Lupin’s.
A/N: I originally intended to write a normal and a slash version. This one is the normal one. I decided a slash one wasn't required.
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Date: 2004-02-19 12:46 pm (UTC)Shoot, Harry, shoot
Silver stuff from your wand!
LOLOL!