That sex meme thing

[donnaimmaculata]

Taken from ficbymarks who had it from florahart, who reports the rules are: bold if you'd have sex with them, italics only if someone paid you, strikethrough if you're squicked (EW EW EW! reactions), and nothing if you either don't know who the person is or you have no opinion. Once you're done, add three of your own.



1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker
3. James Phelps
4. Oliver Phelps (Don't care for the twins, even though they've taken to looking disturbingly like someone I used to fancy.)
5. Tom Felton (Naah!)
6. Rupert Grint (Not quite squicky, but very close.)
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Eric Bana (Nope.)
10. Achilles (Assuming we're talking movie!Achilles here. Just... no.)
11. Colin Farrell
12. Daniel Radcliffe (I'd rather not.)
13. Emma Watson (She strikes me as the desperate orgasm-hunter type.)
14. Elijah Wood (Ew!)
15. Dominic Monaghan (Probably a nice enough guy, but...)
16. Viggo Mortensen (Bordering on ew!)
17. Alan Rickman
18. Jason Isaacs
19. Lucius Malfoy (Sometimes a cane is not enough.)
20. Jack Sparrow
21. Legolas Greenleaf (If only out of curiosity.)
22. Carlos (From Love Actually)
23. Stuart Jones (Yes! Yes! Yes!)
24. Nathan Maloney (Why not?)
25. Alexander Perry
26. Shane
27. Angelina Jolie (Hate the lips. And the attitude.)
28. Jessica Alba
29. Drew Barrymore (Cute-yet-dirrrty. Yay!)
30. Lisa Levene
31. Ben
32. Vince Tyler
33. Johnny Depp (Though he probably smells of booze and cigarettes all the time. But hey, so could I, if only temporarily.)
34. Jensen Ackles
35. Doc Roe
36. Older Simba (20 years ago, I wouldn't have minded cross-species.)

37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale
39. Hayden Christensen
40. Jude Law (No.)
41. Keanu Reeves (Ten years ago - most readily.)
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman
45. Heath Ledger
46. Agamemnon
47. Priam
48. Anthony Hopkins (Too grandfatherly.)
49. Edward Norton (Not bothered.)
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck
53. Karl Urban (Too meaty)
54. Gollum/Smeagol
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut out Legolas (Not quite that desperate.)
57. Daniel Johns
58. John Mayer
59. Avril Lavigne
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (THE LIPS!!)
63. Keira Knightley (The stomach!!11!!!)
64. Kiran Shah
65. Leopold
66. Andy Serkis
67. Sean Bean
68. Orlando Bloom (The fun option: Going out, getting drunk, doing drugs, having sex. No regrets.)
69. Brad Pitt (Bordering on Ew, physically. Honestly.)
70. Tobey Maguire
71. Jason Statham
72. Jake Gyllenhaal
73. James Franco
74. Jennifer Garner
75. Mr. Sark
76. Tim Drake
77. Nate Grey (X-Man)
78. Xander Harris
79. Eminem
80. Anna Paquin
81. Joaquin Phoenix
82. Catherine Zeta-Jones (Too much... chest.)
83. Harry Potter
84. Macauley Culkin (It's the lips thing again. His brother's cute, though)
84. Naomi Watts
85. Kate Winslet
86. Parminder Nagra
87. Colin Firth (Um. Please?)
88. Hugh Grant (Now, there's a fun man if I ever saw one.)
89. Renee Zellweger
90. Miranda Otto
91. Lucy Liu
92. Halle Berry
93. David Thewlis
94. Gary Oldman (Brilliant and all, but... not quite there.)
95. Brendan Fraser
96. Jack Bristow
97. John Bender
98. Harrison Ford (Boring.)
99. Alexis Denisof
100. Michael Pitt
101. Matthew Lewis
102. Mr. Darcy (My parents are in very good health, thankyouverymuch.)
103. Michelle Yeoh (Cuz, knives and swords and kicks. Hell, yeah!)
104. Julianne Moore (Yes.)

As far as I recognised them, I replaced the characters of QaF US by their UK versions for my personal pleasure and benefit. Go figure.

Comments

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit behind but - posts 3 days running? Should we feel safe in declaring you officially back now? *g*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Definitely. My life's under control again - and I might even manage to meet the MWPP FQF deadline.

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Great stuff! Hope you do manage to make the deadline, too... I'm writing Padfoot/James in mine - when I can stop laughing long enough ;-)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Now, Padfoot/James sounds like fun. Though Sirius/Prongs would be quite interesting, too. The only thing left to write in my fic is the sex, but I'm struggling with it *sighs*

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'd like to see someone include Prongs in a pairing, I don't think I've ever seen that. There isn't that much Sirius/James around, anyway. The yahoo group doesn't count, they frightened me away with sugary sweetness. I'm still traumatised, I tell you.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Prongs could be paired off with Firenze. Or a Thestral.

There isn't that much Sirius/James around, anyway.

I'm not too bothered about this pairing, either. I don't think I could contribute more than the occasional-wanking-session-among-friends plot, which can be much fun, but simply doesn't satisfy my needs for conflict and pain and - oh! - angst.

they frightened me away with sugary sweetness. I'm still traumatised, I tell you.

I bet you are.