Severus was getting some, too

[donnaimmaculata]

Am I the only one thinking that the infamous Epilogue lacked something important? Namely an appearance by Snape's daughter? Come on, wouldn't it have been fabulous if Liliana Tomasina Alba Snape had showed up, black eyeliner, black nail polish, sneering expression and all?

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[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Oh, that would be so incredibly fantastic. And then we could throw in some Tokiocest for good measure. (I am also impressed that you knew his last name. I had to google him to make sure that you meant whom I thought you meant.)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Surely, there's plenty of Tom/Bill twincest already? With Evil!Gustav being jealous and mean?

And surely someone's got to write "Bill and Tom's Excellent Adventure" at Hogwarts?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

But Bill looks like an anime character himself. It's not exactly a stretch to pair him up with one.

[fourth_rose]

JKR is probably going to introduce her in her oft-announced encyclopedia. (At this point, I put nothing past her any more...)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I, for once, would be amused. And not in the least surprised.

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

0_0

You have made me twitch.

And not in a good way.

(what do you want to bet we'll find out that little Scorpius Malfoy is actually the love child of Draco and Severus, born of a desperate MPREG where Snape was stoic but bitter and Draco ate lots of ice cream and pickles)

(and he turns into a girl in his first year as the concealment spell wears off)

(OMG I think I've read this already)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I'd rather make you twitch in a good way.

The thing that's hardest to picture about the whole MPREG scenario is Snape actually having to shop for ice cream for Draco. Because he'd always get it wrong, and Draco would whine, and Snape would have to go back to the little Indian corner shop and deal with People.

and he turns into a girl in his first year as the concealment spell wears off

Well, no-one said puberty was fun.