Happy Birthday, Nny!

[donnaimmaculata]

God bless different time zones, eh?

I've got a little pressie for you. It's cut for silliness and the Worst Pun I've Ever Written.



"What, Lupin, is your hand doing here?"

"You invited me along, Severus, remember?"

"Move it down there, goddammit!" Snape let his head fall back. "Aah."

"That better, Severus?" Lupin’s voice held merely a trace of laughter, yet a lot of growl.

"Faster," Snape moaned. "Let me... Stop!... Taste you."

Lupin’s curse whipped through the sound of laboured breathing and the rustling of clothes. "Fuck!"

EXCUSE ME.

Both men jumped.

I HEARD I COULD FIND A SKILLED DEATH EATER IN THIS CHAMBER.

Snape mumbled something incomprehensible before he remembered to remove the offending object from his mouth.

I’M HERE. EAT ME.

Comments

[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOOOOD!

Thank you so much! SO SO MUCH! I can't tell you how much I love this!

I am gobsmacked!

*huge hugs*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

You're very, VERY welcome :D After all, it is somehow your doing that I started writing drabbles at all, what with hpsquick100

Always happy to entertain a Snupin fan *g*

*hugs you right back*

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Ha! (Although, it did take me a moment...)

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Of course, the drabble targets a Discworld reader. And since Nny wrote an amazing Black/Death for me once, I simply had to repay her.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Hee! I get it, I do! One of the few crossovers I actually get!
Excellent.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Oh good! I knew that Nny would get it, but it's nice to know other readers have enjoyed it as well. *g* Discworld is about the only other fandom I am familiar with myself.

[soawen.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! The capitalized lines caught my attention when the page loaded and I was howling before I actually read anything! He would take it that literal, wouldn't he? *ponders how this will turn out as Death must ah, lack something vital*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Aw, I'm so flattered! Good to know you were appropriately amused.

He would take it that literal, wouldn't he?

A wee little problem might occur as Death would take 'eat' literal as well. But I chose to overlook that particular aspect.

*ponders how this will turn out as Death must ah, lack something vital*

Well, we don't really know What's Under Those Robes, do we? *eg* He is able to, er, eat himself (like, curry), so there must be some vital functions hidden around the bony structure.

[soawen.livejournal.com]

A wee little problem might occur as Death would take 'eat' literal as well. But I chose to overlook that particular aspect.

Let's face it: most of those who reads this wouldn't think of eat-eat at all.

Well, we don't really know What's Under Those Robes, do we? *eg* He is able to, er, eat himself (like, curry), so there must be some vital functions hidden around the bony structure.


But who is his heart's chosen? Binky, the trusty companion? Death of Rats, the companion in Death? O_O Granny! Yesh, it isss, precious! Granny/Death slash! Binky-Borrowing!Granny/Death!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Granny/Death slash! Binky-Borrowing!Granny/ Death!

*luvs you*

No wonder she's able to catch a unicorn. She doesn't have to use her own body to indulge. I wonder, though, has she ever Borrowed Greebo?

Surely, you have joined Nny's new Discworld drabble commmunity?

[soawen.livejournal.com]

No wonder she's able to catch a unicorn. She doesn't have to use her own body to indulge. I wonder, though, has she ever Borrowed Greebo?

Or something that Greebo was with? Granny could be one of those people who's always in control and likes to give that control up once in a while ;)

Surely, you have joined Nny's new Discworld drabble commmunity?

No yet, but I'll probably get there. Time and such puts a limit to my doings right now *sniffs* It should be illegal. Why can't I be paid to write smutty squick drabbles and read fanfiction?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Or something that Greebo was with?

Which brings us right back to Nanny...

Um. Are Greebo's activities restricted to cats, I wonder? Nny wrote an excellent Human!Greebo/Rincewind once, but he gets around in cat-shape, as well.

Why can't I be paid to write smutty squick drabbles and read fanfiction?

We should organise ourselves in a Union. Or a Guild. Demand proper wages and stuff. Or pay each other for editing and writing - what goes around, comes around, does it not?

[soawen.livejournal.com]

Um. Are Greebo's activities restricted to cats, I wonder?

I doubt Greebo knows the word restricted and even less its meaning. Hmm. The wolves in the Ramtops are getting quite vicious these years, aren't they?