Happy Birthday, Nny!
Dec. 11th, 2003 12:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
donnaimmaculataGod bless different time zones, eh?
I've got a little pressie for you. It's cut for silliness and the Worst Pun I've Ever Written.
"What, Lupin, is your hand doing here?"
"You invited me along, Severus, remember?"
"Move it down there, goddammit!" Snape let his head fall back. "Aah."
"That better, Severus?" Lupin’s voice held merely a trace of laughter, yet a lot of growl.
"Faster," Snape moaned. "Let me... Stop!... Taste you."
Lupin’s curse whipped through the sound of laboured breathing and the rustling of clothes. "Fuck!"
EXCUSE ME.
Both men jumped.
I HEARD I COULD FIND A SKILLED DEATH EATER IN THIS CHAMBER.
Snape mumbled something incomprehensible before he remembered to remove the offending object from his mouth.
I’M HERE. EAT ME.
I've got a little pressie for you. It's cut for silliness and the Worst Pun I've Ever Written.
"What, Lupin, is your hand doing here?"
"You invited me along, Severus, remember?"
"Move it down there, goddammit!" Snape let his head fall back. "Aah."
"That better, Severus?" Lupin’s voice held merely a trace of laughter, yet a lot of growl.
"Faster," Snape moaned. "Let me... Stop!... Taste you."
Lupin’s curse whipped through the sound of laboured breathing and the rustling of clothes. "Fuck!"
EXCUSE ME.
Both men jumped.
I HEARD I COULD FIND A SKILLED DEATH EATER IN THIS CHAMBER.
Snape mumbled something incomprehensible before he remembered to remove the offending object from his mouth.
I’M HERE. EAT ME.
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Date: 2003-12-17 10:31 pm (UTC)Which brings us right back to Nanny...
Um. Are Greebo's activities restricted to cats, I wonder? Nny wrote an excellent Human!Greebo/Rincewind once, but he gets around in cat-shape, as well.
Why can't I be paid to write smutty squick drabbles and read fanfiction?
We should organise ourselves in a Union. Or a Guild. Demand proper wages and stuff. Or pay each other for editing and writing - what goes around, comes around, does it not?
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Date: 2003-12-20 05:08 pm (UTC)I doubt Greebo knows the word restricted and even less its meaning. Hmm. The wolves in the Ramtops are getting quite vicious these years, aren't they?