There's no denying. Something evil has taken over my brain

[donnaimmaculata]

I feel compelled to write Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom RPS.

Um. Help?

*whimpers*

I don't even fancy him!!!11one

Comments

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Very pretty indeed.

And I'm a firm believer that Orlando, with those hair/lips/eyes/body parts, does send out subliminal messages in all of his movies screaming just that.

I mean, it can't be coincidence that he has better chemistry with his male co-stars than his female ones, can it?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

He's never had many female co-stars so far, the poor boy. Little wonder he gets slashed left, right and centre.

with those hair/lips/eyes/body parts

I find the body pretty masculine, actually. It's the form of male body I happen to like. Thin yet defined.

*can't believe she's discussing Orlando's body parts*

Shoot me now, please.

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Shoot me now, please.

Nuh uh, not until you right the fic. Then, we'll see.

I see what you mean about the form though - the slim but muscular body type is very appealing... Wonder what other body parts that applies too.

I'm going to stop now. For both of our sakes.

*goes and hides*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Wonder what other body parts that applies too.

I was doing so well. After a late-night chat with kaysha last night, I had myself convinced that writing RPS is a Bad Thing and that I really don't want to follow the evil lure. But you had to bring up the, ah, body parts again, didn't you?

*goes and hides with you*